Hearts all over the world tonight

2012-01-30T16:30:00.002+08:00

*giggle giggle*

hehe

2012-01-29T21:47:00.001+08:00

Mr Know-It-All

Well you think you know it all

But you don't know a thing at all ain't it

When somebody tells you something about you

Think that they know you more than you do

So you take it down, another pill to swallow

Mr Bring-Me-Down

Well you like to bring me down, don't you

But I ain't lying down

Baby I ain't going down

Can't nobody tell me how it's gonna be

Nobody's gonna make a fool out of me

Baby you should know that I lead not follow

amek kau satu ubat

2012-01-29T02:11:00.000+08:00

BADAN SIHAT MINDA SIHAT PROJECT X DAY ONE

so again. I was late. HAHA. sampai APD kena call aku personally to ask where i am. haha sorry dok. hahah

so this is a NUS Muslim Society initiative, and it was the Muhammadiyah boys this time round
the boys in my group were damn cute (yes yes. rizdwan kau pun counted la k)
and only got 3 boys in my team
let's name them A,B and C ah k.
abeh tu time intro
si A was like 'boleh panggil kakak Nisa?'
'tak boleh ah! pompuan sangat ah (buat muka pouting)'
HAHAH only my husband can call me Nisa please. HAHAHA
so unless kau confifuck nak jadi suami aku baru boleh eh. #PerangaiAnal

then got games all.
got soccerrr
but 10 seconds into the game i was like 'WAN! SUBSTITUTE AKU. PENAT AH' HAHAHAH
then got cheering also

i was deeeply humbled when i suggested 'eh kita buat yang heran tak heran nyer cheer ah'
then boy A was like 'eh cannot ah. macam very disrespectful'

padahal the cheer i teach to practically all kids at all the events sia. damnit. haha

mind you. he's like 14 ah. im like 21 years old.
tsk. khai, bila nak grow up ni.

wan still can rub it in. basket.

then i was telling the aneesa and ameera (still cant figure out who is who sia. haha. )
me pointing to some boys 'ah ni pun 5 years down the road can meet me. ah that one also can'
aneesa 'no no. the question is, do they want you anot? and why you like small boys ni!'

THEY CUTE WHAT
WAHLAO
SAME LIKE PEOPLE LIKING CATS RIGHT. HAHAHAHAH

fulfilling day tho

'eh you never ask for their number ah?'
'i shy la. but they got ask me to add them on fb. hehe'
'eh you dont act so special okay. they also got ask me'
hahahaha

melayu pat nus actually banyak budak muka innocent, perangai nonsense
MACAM AZIZAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT DAMN VID OF HER DOING THE CHEER

and i was teaching radhiah the phrase 'lu gendang, gua joget'
hahaha

'can use anytime one. example right you ask your friend 'eh mau g clubbing tak malam ni?' then you reply back 'lu gendang, gua joget'
'no dont want go clubbing'
'k fine. you can ask you friend 'eh amacam. mau g masjid sultan malam ni? then you can reply 'lu gendang, gua joget'

THEN SHE ACTUALLY USED THE PHRASE AH. ALAMAK #PROUD MOMENT

abeh azizah pat belakang was like 'no! radhiah! what you doing!'
radhiah 'one time only la!'

OH AND ME AND MY PROJECT PULSE PEOPLE SENDING A TEAM FOR CAPTAIN'S BALL TMR! HAHAHA PLEASE WIN K! FOR THE TEAM! WOOO!

WAHLAO MEET 6AM AT PASIR RIS MRT. YOU CRAZY AH AIN! TU TIME AKU TENGAH BERMIMPI SIA!

k dah bye muacks

2012-01-29T01:54:00.000+08:00

Video Ezy moments

customer: excuse me, is this movie out already (while holding the said movie)?
me: er yea ah. you holding it what
customer : yea i know. but is it out already?
me : yea. you holding it, means out already la
customer: no no. am i able to rent it?
me : yea! you're holding the disc, means you can rent it la! wahpiang

takes like 10 gazillion seconds before it finally dawned on her

2012-01-29T01:51:00.000+08:00

S : I wana wish to be a billionaire
N : I want to wish for a high CAP score
A: I want to have shakira's body
K : I want to be happy

A : eh you want to have high CAP score for what? later cannot find job also no point what
N : eh shut up la. then you want to wish for shakira's body for what sia!
A : then can belly dance what!
S: loca loca! (proceeds in dancing ) mine still the best. if you all poor, just come to me la k
A: you sure you want to be happy anot? like lame only! change ah!
K : diam bodoh. hahahahaha

<3

2012-01-25T17:53:00.001+08:00

HEH;)

2012-01-21T06:45:00.002+08:00

off to Kranji
on a freaking saturday morning
at 7 in the freaking morning

wahlao. camp cannot do under my block isit.

2012-01-19T23:08:00.000+08:00

Name the first thing that comes to mind.

'Muslim Society'
'Night Cycling'

ahh this time last year
suspek my Brake-free team and I were like on our 4th recce?

some mintak-kena-rembat friend 'EH. THIS TIME LAST YEAR PUN KAU NYER BAJU TETAP SAMA KAN. KAU TAK PERNAH CUCI EH BAJU KAU?'

sial. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
got wash la.

'jacket hitam kau mana ah?'

basket right. mintak kena rembat tau satu-satu

2012-01-19T23:01:00.000+08:00

just like the rain down in Africa

it's gona take some time

you're worth fighting for

#GetWellSoonJasonDerulo!

2012-01-19T22:20:00.000+08:00

'eh aku rindu muka hitam kau'
'eh wahlao. kau ord ke tak ord macam sama je. dah g main jauh2 (pouts one corner)
'eh! kau kan yang cakap takyah jumpa since we're gona see each other everyday anyways.#kepalaotakkaupout'
'eh bedek sia! since when! alah. we tahan rindu for 6 more months la k'
'suspek kau tengok muka aku, aku tengok muka kau after 6 minutes dah muak sia'
'eh! don't underestimate me la. i think 10 minutes ah'

2012-01-18T16:37:00.002+08:00

OH OH ni kelakar sia serious.

i was corresponding with an organisation ah. haha. so kita main shoot email here and there

so i eventually asked
'Is there perhaps anyway you can help me to link me to an organisation in Jogjakarta then?'

kau tahu si pukimak tu cakap apa

'you can try google'

CIBAI. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'VE BEEN DOING. WAHLAO.

hahaha but kelakar ah. nasib dia kat indon. kalau tak aku carik jugak si dektu.

2012-01-18T16:23:00.000+08:00

alhamdullilah. finally other orphanages are finally replying back.
patience, khai.

anyways. had amazing race progs meeting with afiqa. hahaha
aku complain pun boleh tahan ah.

'eh apa ni! commitee 17 orang. penasihat ada 4! takyah ah! mike. abeh target 30 orang. mike. merepek siak'

abeh ni budak afiqa. mintak kena rembat know
eh but not bad ah. my creative juices keluar boleh tahan know.

seee! WORKS BEST UNDER PRESSURE
#SiapaMakanCili,DiaTerasaPedas.

'eh you know before i met you right, i never hear anyone in nus maki alot know'
'awww. i feel so touched.'

oh oh and ain also mentioned this
'eh budak-budak year1 panggil kau 'khai garang''
'serious? why sia! it's cause im black right. basket. eh wait. tu compliment ke insult. acly i think quite touching what'
'i think for you, you'd take it as a compliment kan'

yes
im weird like that. cannot isit

2012-01-18T01:57:00.000+08:00

impromptu mini-meetup with sikyon!
hahaha
ain <3
fiqah <3
rizdwan <3

haha. seee
different faculties all. still can meet up loh!
so at 5.30pm i was like making my move to YIH cause 6pm got meeting
me : eh i have to go ah
ain : eh wah. only 5.30pm what? since when you so early? not bad not bad. changing for the better nampak
me : ah ah tu la! kalau aku budak biasa. kul 6.30pm baru aku sampai sia
fiqah : ah dah biasa dah time dulu tu.
me: hahaha shit! im so sorry babe! haha. first meeting dulu i came like 2 hours late right! haha shit. nvm nvm. karma hitting me back now.

2012-01-17T00:59:00.001+08:00

17TH JANUARY 2012

SITI KHAIRUNNISA ZAINAL (EH SPELLING BETOL TAK AH)
SELAMAT HARI JADI!
HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY SAYANGKU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DAH TUA AH BABE ALAMAK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ANYWAYS. 2011 WAS A LONELY YEAR (HAHAHA MASOK LAGU AKON 'IM SO LONELYYYY. MR LONELYYY. eh aku miss listening to this hitam's songs. haha)
WITHOUT YOU.

BUT SKYPING WITH YOU
CALLING YOU
okay ah. can la.

AND BABE KAU IS IN SINGAPORE NOW
SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME AND NIRAH LA. WAHLAO.
KIDDING2

ANYWAYS.
ALL I CAN SAY IS
WITHOUT MERIDIAN SOCCER GIRLS,
KAU AND AKU WONT BE KETAT (TIGHT LA) AS NOW. SO YAY
PLEASE STAY IN MY LIFE SAMPAI AKU DAH TUA KEREPOT. HOPEFULLY WITH CUCU ALL. THEN WE ALL CAN PLAY SOCCER TGT
KHAI HITAM VS KHAI PUTIH
conferm aku menang per.

HAHA. ENJOY YOUR BDAY SAYANG!
TAKMO NOTTI K! I MEAN IT THIS TIME AH. HAHAHAHAHA

AND ALIFF HASAN (EH NAMA BETOL TAK)
KALAU KAU EVER HURT HER, AKU REMBAT KAU AH.
I WILL TRAVEL OR SWIM TO AUSTRALIA IF I HAVE TO.
(INSERTS STEP MUKA FIERCE AKU)

SO PEOPLE IF ONE DAY TERKELUAR SURAT KHABAR MUKA BUDAK NI, MEANS AKU YANG REMBAT DIA.

hahahahahahah

why the fuck do i like to type in caps ah. hahahaha
azimah 'kau tahu bila kau type in caps, macam kau tengah pekik gitu. boleh dengar suara kau tau!'
hahahahahaha. eh cool what like that!

2012-01-16T19:30:00.000+08:00

I only miss you when I'm breathing

2012-01-16T19:00:00.000+08:00

because fuck you, that's fucking why

2012-01-16T13:20:00.000+08:00

and it's only week 2
and im like contemplating to skip all my webcasted lectures
why the fuck isnt malay studies webcasted ah.
tahu melayu per. siapa sak nak g sekolah
sekolah depan rumah takper jugak ah.

oh oh and i realised there's this some sort of arithmetic progression pattern (HAHA i miss maths ah :(
with the time for me to go to school

see in year 1 sem 1
aku was bodoh.
so i took bus 151 to go to school
and also to save duit ah. beli bus concession je.
time taken: 2 motherfucking hours.
cibai. bodoh kan

then in year 1 sem 2
ni part dah pandai sikit ah. (abeh puji sendiri. bodoh. haha)
i took mrt, then turun buona vista. naik 95
cause i got 8am lessons anyways.
padahal selalu sampai pukul 9am. haa
macam mana tak dapat C. bodoh ah kau.
time taken : 1hr 45 mins
95 ah! selalu packed nak mampos. haha

then in year 2 sem 1
take mrt to clementi
abeh take 96
time taken: 1 hr 30 mins

then in year 2 sem 2 (which is NOW ah)
take 81 to serangoon
naik circle line to kent ridge. naik a2
time taken: 1 hr 15 mins

NOT BAD KAN
SO I DEDUCED (CHEY CHEY DEDUCED KE PER)
that with common difference of d = 15 mins.
i'll prolly take 45 minutes to go to school by end of year 3.
suspek only ah.
know why anot

because by then i would have my lesen motor and motor

HAHAHAHA
cakap je nanti masih belum pass-pass. bodoh sak.

2012-01-15T20:25:00.003+08:00

day 2 of the leadership workshop

it just made me more convinced that..
i am so not suited in leading the YEP team. haha

but the rest kept laughing at me. wahlao.
and seriously. i am damn shy loh. why people no believe me one.

2012-01-15T20:24:00.001+08:00

2012-01-14T01:25:00.001+08:00

see. jangan talam muka. kan senang

2012-01-14T00:54:00.001+08:00

ignorance

is really a fucking bliss
wheeeeeee(((:

2012-01-13T23:38:00.000+08:00

oh and by the fucking way
there's a goddamned leadership course tomorrow

tahu kenapa goddamned

PASAL IT COSTS FUCKING $600!
MIKE! TU DUIT BOLEH BAYAR SATU PARTICIPANT TO GO FOR MY YEP SIA!
WADTHEFUCK SHIT

WADTHEFUCK THEY GONA TEACH ANYWAYS

'HOW TO NOT MAKI YOUR TEAM-MATES''
hahaha
if they really teach this shit.
hahahahah i will... er... buat bodoh ah.

anyways today is DAY FOUR OF ME NOT SMOKING!

k actually tadi aku dah hisap satu batang ah
damnit

oh oh and rizdwan's taking soci of sports of leisure!
and ain and fiqah taking medical sociology

COOL KAN!

2012-01-13T23:35:00.002+08:00

awww
people actually miss my blog. haha
well yeah. i kinda miss people commenting about my blog. HAHAHA

#StepPopular
#PerangaiMintakKenaRembat

oh wells.

2012-01-13T09:59:00.000+08:00

VideoEzy @RiverValley
while it takes 2 hours to get to work from home,
it takes a mere 30 minutes from school. hahaha

so got new part-timer. angmoh siol. haha. but she grew up in singapore since.. damn long ago ah.
so macam ahlian.
abeh she kenal budak-budak mjc.
pasal matair dia from there.
hahaha

alexia 'so where u from?'
me 'school ah.'
alexia 'oh what school?'
me 'nus there. at clementi'
alexia 'serious? u look so young'

hehehe

abeh riza basket siak. dia boleh tambah nasi.
riza 'but she don't look like uni student sia.'
alexia 'which poly were u from before?'
me 'mike! i was from meridian jc la.'
riza 'hahaha! seee! she don't look like it right. don't behave like one also'
me 'eh hello. im standing right here u know!'

and my p5 tuition kid.
mikeeeee.
he asked questions all mintak kena rembat know

'do you always hang out under the block?'
'errrrr.. no.'

'how many siblings do you have?'
'erm.. 5 ah'

'are you and lissya close?'
'er no...'

'have you ever punched someone?'
'errrr. you want me to punch you now isit?'

'why do you wear a cap?'
'cause my hair suck'

'how come you can crack your knuckles like that?'
'cause im cool.'

'are you a mat or a minah?'
'oi. basket! do your work la. go round off to nearest hundred'

hahahahhahhhahaha
but the mum said he's grown attached to me
cause apparently he tells his mum im funny and all that.
awwwwww
moments like this makes me want to be a teacher.

but still the questions ah.
tsk. hahaha.

2012-01-13T00:32:00.000+08:00

hahah
FIRST TIME IN LIKE... HOW MANY YEARS.. I GOT LIKE 0 VIEWS.

pasal kau privatise per bodoh.
HAHAHA.

wow. i can actually bitch about people here. hahaha. kidding2.
i am mofo tired.
and it's only day 4 of school
omyholygod

nothing but a huge motherfucking-nabei-cibai-kanina-lanjiao regret

2012-01-12T00:17:00.002+08:00

well. I am honestly contemplating to delete this blog

but this blog has been with me since.. hai sing catholic days siol.

hahah

2012-01-10T23:21:00.002+08:00

'oh and btw we are going recce next month'
'oh korang g recce. abeh tahu pat mana?'
'er no ah'
'oh! tahu pergi recce, tapi tak tahu pat mana. bagus ye!'

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

2012-01-09T22:09:00.000+08:00

'eh sial ah. aku hari-hari jumpa muka izzah. mendak siak. i did not sign up for this sia. haha'
'eh rilek ah. korang dua kan kena communicate betol2. ni project besar tau'
'tahu la. kau tahu tu hari kita skype. mikeeee. kalahkan ngan matair siol. 3 jam siol! selepas midnight plak tu'
'eh sabar kau ada matair ke'
'no ah'
'abeh?'
'that's the point ah. kalahkan matair yang non-existant ah'

izzah if you reading this.
hearts all over for you. nah catch. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

and just now i got tuition. new kid. passed from lissya. haha
see! ada gunanya aku kasi free ice-cream to people i don't know.
they may be the ones passing tuition kids to you. HAHAH.

but the kid damn cute. and the family quite well to do sia
and i was damn late ah. haha
promised at 6pm (padahal got lecture till 6pm. haha. then i cabot halfway. haha. money more important ah)
then i came at...7.45pm. hahaha

then the kid kept laughing at me sia.
sial ah. ingat aku clown ke per.
cause i kept talking to him in malay.
suspek lissya selalu bebual to him in english ah. mikeeee

budak (idk the name sia. haha. lupa lupa) : my before teacher drive a car to come here
me: really! wow. drive car siol.
budak: yea. my mum said lexus
(aku was like. lexus apa sia. lexus brand biskut aku tau ah)
me: ehh. i come here. take bus ah.
budak : hahahahahaha! you so lame

ada ke patut dia kata aku lame!
cis bedebah.

2012-01-08T10:13:00.000+08:00

2012-01-08T10:07:00.000+08:00

kpd budak yep pbmuks ku,

please tahan me for like 6 more months. haha

i know im damn hard to tahan one. but it's all gona be worth it IN THE END. haha

starting mmg macam sial. sorry la.

ok i should start doing my other projects. haha

being programme i/c for 2 events macam...

wrong move eh khai. hahaha

2012-01-07T21:00:00.000+08:00

it's moments like today that made me feel like..

it's all going to be worth it in the end.
:) insyallah :)

KAN? IT BETTER BE SIA. KALAU TAK. AKU REMBAT SEMUA ORANG.
hahah kidding2.

PBMUKS YEP PROJECT PULSE <3

still trying to find a proper acronym for PULSE.
PUki Lu terlalu SEksa pun okay per. haha. #SumpahMepek

hahah and today WE SO THE KECOH. HAHA. SI FARAH ni eh. hahaha. she quite kekek ah. hahaha

and LIN! she is one... mofo bitch. hahaha. kidding. i still love her.
and LIZAH. MIKE. NI BUDAK. mintak kena rembat

oh. abeh time zohor. mak kau. kecoh la siak. hahaha

farah 'okay. nak smbhyg dulu ke nak makan?'
semua orang diam.
HAHAHAHAH
setan betol.
padahal aku pun diam ah. hahahaha

abeh kita semua hasut each other to like delay our prayers. haha. tsk. korang ni
tapi akhirnya, kita menjalankan juga ibadah kita
aku pun komen ah 'muslim society would have been so proud of us'
BETOL TAK! HAHAHAHA

ABEH DALAM TOILET NAK AMEK TU WUDUK

everyone shouting at each other step macam toilet sendiri gitu

'EH KORANG DIAM CAN ANOT. AKU NAK BERAK TAK TENTERAM BODOH'

'eh you nyer toilet ada squat ke tak ah?'
'tak ah. mine ada the pantat one'

'eh selepas you, i nyer turn tau'
'really meh? after U, it's... wait ah. A B C D E F G..'
'OI! ABC PUN TAK TAHU PER!'

and the blocks in the woodlands area. hahaha.

farahly 'eh korang nyer blocks pun kurang ajar macam kita nyer eh?'
hahahahahahahah

sorry la. next time i choose properly k..

BUT HEY! WE MANAGED TO CONQUER 36 BLOCKS BAYBEH! HAHA TOLD YOU WE CAN DO IT! HAHAHA

SO IN TOTAL 4400KG OF NEWSPAPER AND 660KG OF CLOTHES

KITA AWESOME OR WHATTTT

2012-01-07T08:31:00.000+08:00

woodlands newspaper fundraising for yep
ughhh
my body's aching all over
and i have a mofo meeting after that to discuss amazing race. hahaha
confirm tido sia time meeting

Dear God,
please let us raise $1,100 today k

oh oh. and today is day 2 of 'khai not smoking till kupang'
hahaha
let's see kalau boleh maintain till 20th feb
cause that's when i going recce!

let's go team PROJECT PULSE!
(yawns....) timing is too early siak

2012-01-05T20:59:00.001+08:00

soccer with the MSG babes today. hahaha
epic moments everywhere.
suhaili and des dah terbang away already. eli to new york. des to indon. le sighh.. why people all flying away one. the thought of travelling NEVER entice me. aku nak travel from pasir ris to clementi je dah macam nak maut. haha.
so yea. the thought of going to kupang.... *shudders.
HAHAHA

ok anyways. JOKES OF THE DAY

we start to kick already
nirah with her baju besar and tucked in shirt
'OH, START ALREADY AH'

when siti scores
'EH BAIKLAH BETTY BOOBS'

athirah coming in at like.. 1 hour later
'eh i miss your boobs sits.'

15 minutes after kicking
'eh tired ah. can rest anot. half-time half time'

nisha the one who organises, but never come in the end.

the reason why my 2 years in MJC was one hell of a fun ride.

:)

2012-01-02T22:09:00.000+08:00

2012 YEP PBMUKS!

haha okok
i shall stop with the 'EH KAU NAK SAVE DUIT TAK'
i have a bad sense of humour

oh and semalam budak PBMUKS EXCO
ada lepak pat my house. haha
yes aku is the damn pemalas to organise outing pat rumah
eh but cool what
after that we all main dance central 2! hahaha

only when nas is around, then i can play ah. hahaha
i also dk why. haha

nas 'eh asal tadi tanak main! dgn orang lain, tahu malu. dgn aku, tak tahu malu ah kirakan!'

yea. haha
<3

2012-01-02T21:58:00.001+08:00

FLASHBACK OF 2011

NUSMS NIGHT CYCLING TEAM

19th March 2011

Ahh. I remember this day as though it was yesterday (HAHAH MIKE! STEP JIWANG. STOP IT SIAK.) okok. minah-mode on.

k ah. this day forever etched in my memory one. hahaha.

it was like... excitement, suspense, relief all rolled into one ah. and the kepenatan of the whole shit. haha.

but it was fucking fucking worth it. haha. and the whole marketing shit with rizdwan. haha. kena lari sana sini to get the shit all.

and we did 8 fundraisings pat masjid and jual koi pat sekolah. hahaha

definitely worth it ah. haha

26th March 2011

heh. well. what can I say. awesome-est day EVER. for now ah. haha

NUSMS AMAZING RACE

5TH JUNE 2012

HAHA NI EVENT GEREK.

GEREK SANGAT SAMPAI NUSMS TANAK BUAT LAGI. hahaha kidding la.

but PBMUKS DOING THIS YEAR (2012) SO NO HAL. :D

but oh.. the times arguing with the only tudung of the team (asyura) was memorable la. haha

and the unexpected 'aku boleh kamching dengan kau' with the others. haha. macam syikin, and the 3 doctors and the rest ah. haha.

and we actually had a meet up at simpang the other day:)

somewhere in JULY
Freshman Orientation Camp
AZRAQ
entah dorang masih hidup ke tak. tsk

5TH AUGUST 2011

NUSMS APPRECIATES

hahah ni event time puasa. aku cuma ingat satu benda ah

AKU WAS THE MS MEMBER OF THE YEAR.

HAHAHA

ANJAT GEGERL. HAHAHAH

10TH/11TH AUGUST 2011

The day I turned 20! haha. the unexpected-tapi-mmg-expected surprise from budak mjc. hahah

nirah 'dah khai. boleh balik tau skg. takder org sembunyi belakang tembok tau' hahahaha

the presents was a damn plus! haha

im still wearing/using ALLL the presents tau! hahaha

then whenever i feeling depressed i baca the birthday cards. HAHAHA.

budak night cycling pun sanggup stay back pat sekolah. hahaha

sweet kan kawan2 ku. :D

oh and it was time puasa sia. hahaha

wida 'tu la. i was rushing after maghrib just to get to your place on time tau! abeh check-check, kau tengah berak pat rumah! alamak'

hahaha

2011 was also the year
- SITI WENT TO AUSTRALIA. ke glasgow ah. hahaha. kidding2. but she's back! yay! TILL FUCKING FEB. WAHLAO.

- AKU BELAJAR NAIK MOTOR.

tapi skg dah tersendat ah. so.. WAWASAN 2012 UNTUK DAPAT LESEN MOTOR will be reactivated

haha i 4 months havent ride a bike sia! damnit!

- I TOOK 6 MOTHERFUCKING MODULES

and still managed to maintain my cap

STEADY POMPIPI

gua maintain je. tak naik tak turun. gua happy ah. hahah.

- the year I had to choose between PBMUKS & MS

needless to say, i choose pbmuks sia

hahahah.

- which means, i was appointed as HEAD OF WELFARE FOR PBMUKS. haha

jaga kebajikan abis nyer! haha

acly tu je ah 2011 ku

happening jugak per!

2012 better be more happening ah.

with YEP and all the other PBMUKS EVENTS. hahaha

happy new year semua :)

no regrets, baby.

2011-12-29T21:12:00.000+08:00

PROJECT STARZ!
An initiative by National University of Singapore Muslim Society

So I was a comm member yang join sumpah last minute. haha
case event was like.. a month away, then i join
hahahaha
wished i joined earlier tho

anyways, we went to Pertapis Girls Home to conduct the 3-day-camp.
it was...
an eye-opener ah.

COME BUDAK YEP AKU. TAKYAH G KUPANG. WASTE DUIT. KITA G TOLONG BUDAK KITA JE DAH EYE-OPENER.

no la kidding la. haha.

but in the words of another comm member

'Went to put a smile on their faces, they put a smile on mine.
Went to teach them, they taught me more.
Went to motivate them, I got motivated instead.
Went to inspire, I was inspired'

and truly.
Alhamdulillah for this project.
Great way to conclude 2011 actually.
May Allah always protect the girls and continue giving them strength to overcome their obstacles in life.

You think you have it bad?
There are others more who have it worse.
Don't take things for granted. and be grateful
So, always be grateful kay?
Appreciate the little things:)

2011-12-23T21:17:00.000+08:00

PBMUKS YEP 1st Fundraising!

woah! what a day! hahaha
nirah, siti, suhaili had a sleepover at my house. and they played dance central 2.
HAHAHA
suhaili joget tak boleh maintain sia! haha
nasib all never go clubbing kind. if not conferm kena stomp
'girl clubber, dance tak boleh maintain'
HAHAHAH

then we all slept at 4am
padahal nirah and I got fundraising 5 hours later sia
hahahaha
mikeeee

and apparently my alarm mintak kena rembat
haha cause i set my alarm at 3am ah. then snooze 1 hour.
hahaha
nirah 'who sia want to wake up at 7am, then set alarm at 3am! abeh yang bangun first pun, bukan dia sia'
hahahahah
sorry la mike!

oh oh. and we had this indian song stuck in our head
why this kolaveri kolaveri
hahahaha

ooh oooh
and i was mofo nervous for the fundraising ah
cause i kinda hope i didnt screw it up
hahaha
YES I AM THE VERY NEGATIVE PERSON ONE. HAHA

BUT RIGHT
ALHAMDULLILAH
IT TURN OUT WELL!
HAHAHA
and aku knock on people's door very fast game one

eg/
knock knock 'hello. you got any old newspaper?'
'no'
'ok thanks ah'

apparently other people, like ismail and shafienas do this
'hai, we are from NUS and we're wondering if you have any old newspaper to spare? or maybe old clothing?'

hahah ada template rupa-rupanya! hahaha.

and ada gunanya juga aku belajar cina.

HAHAHA
BUT WE MANAGED TO COVER 28 BLOCKS
IM SO PROUD OF MY YEP TEAM
AND THEY DIDNT COMPLAIN KNOW
HAHAHAHAH
ESP MY GRP their semangat still berkobar-kobar at 4pm! hahaha
:D

oh the only thing i think could be improved was the timing of food ah
haha

khai 'nasss! we should have gone out to buy the food earlier la sia!'
nas 'kau ah! kata nak call 1230pm, tak call pun!'
khai 'oh ah.'

hahah
so sorry k! hahaha i was so guilty, we took a cab sia. hahaha

and i am the kind who rarely, rarely take cab one ok
even if sekolah lambat also
cause my mentality is
'if late already, then make it later la. what's the diff'
or in malay 'kalau dah lambat, lambatkan je la'

oh
but nirah bastard ah
i was pushing the trolley
nirah 'eh khai. macam dah biasa je buat kerja gini'

OH OH
and when we went amalina jumary's house
tu budak eh
entah apa dia bilang makcik and mak dia pasal aku
haha

#HappyMoment
when friends tell their parents about me
heh:D

but today was awesome ah
like im so proud of my pbmuks yep team
first time aku feel proud oi
HAHAHAHAHA kidding2.
but damn. haiz
aku sometimes is very the nonchalant on the OUTSIDE ah
but emotions very strong on the inside one
really really

SO GUESS HOW MUCH SHIT WE COLLECTED
3600 KG OF NEWSPAPERS
800 KG OF CLOTHINGS

$900!
:D

WOOO!
NOT BAD FOR FIRST TIME RIGHT
HAHAHAHA
:DDDD

but sumpah my back aching
and my legs
and my cibai melecet sia.
#LookWho'sComplainingSoMuchNow
hahahahahahah

but oh wells

and the ahteong quite friendly sia
haha
cause I was supposed to follow him to Defu Lane to collect the money ah
but got some shit he don't want, but PBMUKS YEP want. abeh sekolah jauh kan.
so must put the shit at my house first ah

then i was like 'ah teong ah! you after this free anot?
'yes ah. why?'
'can send me home anot after that?'
'can la can la'

nas 'huh! dia cakap boleh? asal si dekni friendly sangat ni. apa kau buat kat dia ni! kau wink eh? cuba wink pat aku'
i wink at nas
nas 'TAK TERPIKAT PUN AKU'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUT ALHAMDULILLAH

THANKS TO EVERYONEEEEE WHO MADE TODAY POSSIBLE

9 MORE FUNDRAISING TO GO AH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

dasar PD suka aniaya team members dia sia hahaha

2011-12-22T11:41:00.000+08:00

#HappyMoments
When budak night cycling pakai my minah bag.
heh(:
esp the tudungs. haha

asyura 'kau ah. tanak belikan untuk budak amazing race'
hahahaha

2011-12-22T03:04:00.000+08:00

AMAZING RACE REUNION AT SIMPANG. WOOOOO
ok i damn penat to type shit out now
but it was awesome.

MY NIGHT CYCLING REUNION BILA NI. WAHLAO.

2011-12-22T03:03:00.002+08:00

I sometimes say stuff I don't really mean.
Sorry :/

2011-12-20T19:46:00.000+08:00

came to NUS for Kecoh-Kecoh Karnival.
setakat standby faci je ah
hahaha. nasib haryani hantar aku (to and fro ah!).
if not, waste my tambang duit. hahah jkjk

oh oh
and orang semua tak tanya pasal results when they see me tau
instead they ask
'eh how's your YEP'
hahahahahahah

and I will reply the same shit ah
'oh macam sial ah'

syikin yusnan 'u tell everyone like that. your team know anot!'
hahahahaha

2011-12-18T14:42:00.002+08:00

A: Eh my guy make me mengucap a lot of times sia.
B: Yeah, my guy also make me istighfar je.
C: Wah our guys all make us ingat Tuhan banyak-banyak, BAGOS!
B to A: But your guy mmg astargfirullahal'azim ah. Imagine you get married to him, siket-siket kene mengucap.
A: Yeah! Aku tiap-tap hari nanti berzikir!
C to A: Your guy must think "Wahh isteri aku bagos eh. Aku bangon tido dia mengucap, aku nak tido dia mengucap, asal aku depan mata dia je, mesti dia mengucap.'
A: EH PANDAI EH KORG TAMBAH NASI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok dah i just needed to type that out lol

hahahahahahahaha
pandai2 la korang guess which am I.
hahahahahahah

2011-12-17T16:42:00.001+08:00

low prepaid

'siapa sia pakai prepaid skg. tu zaman secondary school kau tahu. get a line la!'
'eh diam laaaa. aku malas nak bayar bulanan ah'

'eh kau imagine kalau ada perompak rob kau, abeh dia kasi kau one last phone call ah. abeh kau call khai. abeh check-check prepaid dia low, dia tanak angkat. perompak pun kesiankan kau la sia'
hahahaha
ok this is damn mepek ah acly

BK VS VIDEOEZY

'Eh korang tahu, selama 4 tahun aku kerja pat BK, conferm got someone sms me everyday one. ask me what time i working la. step ah nak tunjuk concern. padahal nak makanan free. abeh kan, aku kerja pat video ezy, takder org nak visit aku sei! kesian or what!'
'tengok dvd tak kenyang ah khai. sebab tu mcm no use gitu'

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

#NampakSahGeographyPhail

'eh if we not gg Kupang go where ah. JOMZ G BATAM AH'
'huh. tak weird ke gitu'
'ada FERRY DOK. aeroplane mahal ah. then can swim across ke haper'
'izzah suggested Tanjong Balai right?'
'entah. balai polis aku kenal ah'
'Tanjong Pinang pat Malaysia eh?'
'entah. Indon kot'
'abeh Tanjong Pagar?'
'tu Singapore la bodoh. yang kau naik MRT ke hulu ke hilir ke sekolah tu haper'
'SERIOUSLY? GREEN LINE? not red line meh?'
'khai, kau masuk mrt teros tdo eh? abeh magically wake up at clementi?
'no. i dont fucking memorise the stations what'

lizah 'eh all along i thought jurong east is at the east'
MIKE
AND THIS GIRL IN MY YEP TEAM SOME MORE.
hahahahaha

INDONESIA = ROKOK PARADISE
'eh actually kan, i cant wait to go for my yep sia. 16 days there will be rokok paradise for me dok! everyday different flavour'
'mampos ah. kau imagine, kita nanti buat kerja amal jariah. kau will be 'eh wait ah. i smoke first'
abeh nanti time makan 'eh wait. i smoke first'' abeh time tdo 'eh wait. i smoke first'
'hahahah! eh cool bodoh! omg. hehe'
'hahaha. nanti kau ajak semua main game ah 'okay. now everyone find the cheapest rokok for me in 10 minutes. faster ah'

HAHA. tambah NASi memang nombor satu sia kau.

omg seriously. i've been thinking about YEP everyday since it started ah
haha
think only
never do anything
mike.

I cant get you off my mind either

2011-12-16T02:36:00.001+08:00

ahh finally done with the mofo fliers
cibai

seriously $45 to fucking print those shit
it's fucking daylight fucking robbery loh
wahlao
beli rokok lagi mulia please

'eh you all help me ah next friday. newspaper collection. want anot'
teros semua look away sia!
tak guna nyer members! hahahahah
yes suhaili this refers to you as well.

des 'eh come la. i help you k. but i dont want to collect newspaper. i give u money la. i donate $2'
me 'what! $2 only! donate la $20 or $200 ke.'
des 'eh $2 is like... eh how much your newspaper rate'
me ' 2o cents per kg'
des 'I saving you 10 kg okay!! no need look for newspaper.'
nirah #TambahNasiNomborSatu 'can la. so now. we need to raise $19,998 kan?'

suhaili 'u need to raise $20,000?'
me 'yea ah. just do fundraising like 20 times ah. if 1 time get $1,000'
suhaili 'mike! sell brownie for $5 or something la.'
me 'oh yea. we doing that too ah'

siti 'eh got any teacher in-charge anot?'
me 'ahh. me ah. im the in-charge ah'
des 'HUH?! SERIOUS AH. YOUR TEAM KNOW ANOT'
siti 'then safety, first aid all?'
me 'ahh. me also ah. i gg for the course next mth'
des 'wah die sia like that. u got tell them anot?! must make them sign contract 'do not make khai liable for any damage to any individual'
me 'eh i quite caring one loh. wont die la'
des 'u tell them u the first aider also ah. conferm all pull out. no problem in choosing who to pull out right'
me 'OIII'

HAHAHAHAHAH

MSG <3
Once an MSG,
always an MSG

MSG is Meridian Soccer Girl ah
not mono sodium shit thingy

2011-12-14T22:16:00.001+08:00

omg. can I pull out now. hahahahaa

seriously tho

2011-12-14T14:20:00.002+08:00

3 out
1 in
3 more to go

2011-12-13T19:28:00.000+08:00

early in the morning, i got this message from Lin
Lin 'khai. can i just ask.... WHO THE HELL IS AH TIONG'
khai 'oh. ahpek karung guni la'
Lin 'huh! then what we doing with him?'
khai 'eh bodoh. your brain go where. we sell newspaper to him, then keep the money la. mike'
Lin 'i know la sell newspaper to him! hahahahaha we're dealing with an ahpek?!'
khai 'eh other commitee all use him before la. he very good one.'
Lin 'then on the flyer, you want me to write. 'in collaboration with ahtiong, ahpek karung guni' isit?'
khai 'HAHAHA. THEN NO NEED LA! MIKE!'

soalan cepumas
mike. and sumpah meeting niari tak perlu
but oh wells.
at least i was transparent with some of them. hmph...
sumpah tak perlu buat gini sia. kalau si dektu dua ekor tak pull out....

oh oh
and this one damn annoying

'hai. erms. is this the tampines town council? I would like to ask about my newspaper fundraising'
'oh yea sure. hold on. let me transfer you to finance'
.....
'hai finance here'
'hai. i want to ask about my newspaper fundraising. Im targeting blocks at tampines'
'yea sure. hold on. let me transfer you to community relations'

dalam hati, aku was like pukimak. nak transfer, transfer. aku nyer soalan belum complete. main transfer je

'hai. how can i help you'
'yea. i sent an email to the feedback thingy yesterday.'
'is this Muslims society?'
'er no. Malay Language Society ah'
'oh. i didnt receive that one.'

bagus
dah transfer semua abeh takder emel aku. mana darah tak up

and orang indon ni semua tak tahu check email ke per
mikeeeeeee

2011-12-12T21:31:00.000+08:00

doing budgeting with nirah

we were skyping when we did this
cause 1) i damn malas to go meet her
2) i kesiankan my duit prepaid (yes aku masih stuck pat zaman prepaid. sorry la mike!)

we were looking through the past YEP projects as an approximation thingy la

k 'eh apa sia ni banner. $160?! no way im spending that for a freaking banner. cancel sua
nirah 'eh asal! just set aside money for that laa. we need to use it what'
k 'ah. use one time only pat airport. takyah sua! we can use A4 size paper what. abeh one person hold one letter or something. cheaper some more'
nirah 'eh tak professional sei!'
k 'ahh. kk. set aside $30 la'
nirah ' $30! haiz. susah la kerja ngan kau'
k 'eh diam! haha'

k 'eh apasal ni hospitalisation $2000 sia. takyah la. kita takyah ni. kalau sesiapa jatuh sakit. korang tahan je la k'

k' eh team attire so ex ah. takyah ah. kita pakai semua colour sama je cukup kan.'

haha

eh i cutting costs okay!

n 'oh abeh quantity of team?'
k 'ah tulis 20 ah'
n 'i thought we have 26 people on the team!'
k 'eh? in 6 months time, it'll be 20. trust me'

either people pull out
or..
i make people quit with my mintak-kena-rembat attitude lohhh

no way im bringing 30 people all the way there k.
heh. sowie

2011-12-12T20:08:00.001+08:00

AIN ZAFIRAHHHHHHHHH!!
SELAMAT ULANG TAHUN KE 21!!!
HOPE YOU LIKED OUR SURPRISE. HEHEHE

'eh sumpah when he swiped his card on the thing, my heart dropped sia. kesian siol the duit'

'eh korang tahu apa dia belikan untuk matair dia. macbook pro la sia! kiwak!'
minah 1: eh birthday aku nak datang, dia nak belikan aku apa2 tak?
minah 2: eh kalau dorang break up, bilang aku k!
minah 3: huh! seriously! gila or what

hahahahahah epic reactions

oh wells
HAVE A BLAST SAYANG
WOOOTS!

oh oh
abeh kan time me, fiqah, rizdwan 'surprised-kan' (kos apparently ain dah suspect dah. alamak) pat marina bay sands nyer tempat tu, nostalgia siol

'eh cool right. night cycling dulu! ingat kita cycle pat sini. mike! haha. and it's how you two got together right!'

hahaha.
;)

2011-12-11T01:04:00.000+08:00

#MINTAK-KENA-REMBAT moment
when people use hashtag, step pat twitter, padahal bukan ah.

acly, ni pun referring to diri aku ah. hahahahahaha
AND STOP IT SIOT. SEJAK BILA AKU IS @KHAI_BLACK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

anywaysss. will update on sikyon's bday celebration for Ain soooon
ni la irna. nak solat bulan gerhana la. walid tgh reservist la. mike. hahah

2011-12-10T10:50:00.000+08:00

scared for tuesday..
ughhh

oh wells.
mampos la

and sumpah tak kelakar
2 jam just to sampai tempat kerja yang ulu nak mampos

2011-12-09T13:21:00.000+08:00

How the fuck do I fucking start on this mofo concept paper
What the fuck is our goddamned vision and mission ( lepak and to have fun hahaha)
Omyholygod
Why the fuck am I complaining so much now

Why the fuck they campak me so far for work
Wahpiang
Hahaha

"I thought you working at vivo now?"
'no ah. Close down already'
'suspek cause of you right. Business no good"

Hahaha siaaaaaaaaaal

Haha sorry for being so vulgar
Kalau tak suka, takmo baca ah
Siapa paksa

Haha I should seriously stop carik-ing pasal with people hahaha

2011-12-08T13:17:00.002+08:00

no sia. i'm doing them a favour sia.
serious.

2011-12-08T00:32:00.000+08:00

k 'eh. according to the website, one of the leaders must be 21 years old la sia'
i 'huh. serious? arent you 21?'
k 'no! im 20 la sia! next year baru 21. and birthday aku is after our date of departure siol.'
i 'maybe they not so strict...'
k 'uh.. maybe ah. faizah my friend also is the pd...wait. i check her age.... eh sial ah. she 21 la sia! born in 1990!'
i 'oh shit'

k 'eh you sure you malay ah? perangai nak step omputeh. u not half-chinese or sth ke.'
lin 'tak la. i malay la. then you! you sure you not indian?'
nirah 'tu la kau! nak sangat lepak ngan melayu kan. skg nak cari kawan cina semua susah'
k 'eh aku ada members cina la sia. cuma dorang semua pompuan what. apa diff sia'

s 'your apd half chinese right. abeh her kakak pun half chinese right. half plus another half, cannot make into one whole ah?'

hai,
ru guo ni shi hua ren, ke yi bang wo men ma?
hahahahahaha
can jia wo men de YEP.
xie xie

step orang cina baca blog aku gitu

hahahahahahahahahaha

2011-12-07T09:26:00.002+08:00

GUESS WHO'S BACKKKKKK FROM AUSTRALIAAAAAAAA
SITSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
:DDDDDDDDD

WELCOME HOME SITSSS!!!

2011-12-06T23:45:00.001+08:00

tak payah talam dua muka please

2011-12-06T09:19:00.000+08:00

that's the third one

'eh kau tahu, YEP team aku macam reality tv show gitu. every week one person kena eliminated gitu.'

hahahahah.
sorry
i use humour to relieve my stress

on another note,
why the fuck the people i want/need pulling out from my yep team ni
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

FINE
WHO'S NEXT
WAHLAO
NABEI KANINA CIBAI BETOL
BUAT DARAH UPZ U KNOW

2011-12-05T23:30:00.001+08:00

fine ah. my fault ah
everything my fault what.
what's new

2011-12-05T22:36:00.000+08:00

YEP

'eh korang dua budak publicity. tolong brainstorm on the team name, team tshirt logo, team design ke haper ke. thanks k. bring the ideas tomorrow k'

LIN: 'eh. the night before, then you tell us ah? thanks ah.'

'eh sial. step aku bilang kau siang, korang buat lagi siang nampak. and dok. ni brainstorming je per! chill la. besok baru buat betol2'

LIN: 'but still, the night before eh?'

'some brains work best under pressure. love you. see you tomorrow!'

Amalina Jumary: sekarang baru bilang! terperanjat gegerl!

'aiyah! BRAINSTORM JE! MIKEEEEE. come i help you start the ball rolling with the group names. khai's awesome team. or... minahs on a mission. k dah. ball dah roll dah.'

btw kan pompuan

kalau tak happy ngan aku, boleh bual ngan aku straight k
thanks

2011-12-03T16:10:00.000+08:00

'people like you... quite hard to find tau.. kadang2 tanak find pun, termuncul juga'
'hahaha. tu compliment ke insult bodoh. haha'
'up to you ah. hah. kau tahu macam ruby.. susah to find'
'ruby jewelry tu?'
'tak. ruby anak metropolitan tu'

mike. nonsense know.

'eh member kita lagi satu masuk sekolah STD eh?'
'tu sekolah apa sial.'
'sekolah baru kan. yang 4th university'
'tu SUTD LA BONGOK. STD TU SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE'
'ala. sama per.'

2011-12-02T19:23:00.002+08:00

'eh shit. i got photoshoot sia tomorrow'
'huh? photoshoot? u model for which magazine? purposely want to go bankrupt isit'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bastard sial. haha

2011-11-26T18:53:00.000+08:00

'eh i have to go through this list of people i have to seek forgiveness from..'
'list? i think for you, you need a book sia. maybe even a series of books. boleh kalahkan harry potter nyer series'

hahahahah basket betol.
tambah nasi nombor satu

2011-11-25T17:46:00.001+08:00

5 PAPERS DOWNNNN!!
WOOOOOOOOO
1 MORE TO GO!

sumpah aku dah holiday mood
since... the first paper ended ah actually. hahahaha

anyways YEP shit is starting to be my damn priority now. haha. in terms of thinking ah.
hahaha mcm takut pulak eh

lin 'then cancel the whole thing ah.'
me 'can you be more enthu anot ah'
lin 'first meeting when ah'
me '7th december ah. i malas to sms people sia. waste 5 cents on each people. then they don't even fucking reply. nabei.'
lin 'then cancel the whole thing ah'
me ' -.-'
lin 'can i back out now anot'

hahahahahah sial

me 'eh suspek sana ada banyak kucing tak'
amalina 'asal. should be ah kan'
me 'aku allergic per'

me 'suspek ada wi-fi kan'
amalina 'should be no ah. tempat kampung kan'
me 'alamak. tapi ada television kan.. kita semua malam2 tengok friends or something ah. team bonding exercise. laughing together'
amalina 'tu takyah tengok friends. kau letak shafienas depan semua orang, dah okay dah'

me 'suspek ada toilet tak ah. haha aku takut kes kena amek from perigi. hahaha. abeh toilet satu je. kita semua line-up or something. ish'
lin 'seriously. cancel je ah'

HAHAHAHAH

me 'eh actually i quite shy ah to lead the team... damn.'
lin 'kau shy? haha. isnt everyone your friends?'
me 'yea but still. u know how i always give the wrong first impression. takut dorang judge aku. haha'
lin 'they're your friends. the judging has already been done. get over it.'
me 'hahahahahaha. baskettt sia.'

me 'eh suspek if i ask the rest to smuggle balik one carton of rokok for me, the whole team will do it anot ah'
amalina 'suspek everyone still wants to live ah. and not get imprisoned. so, no'

2011-11-23T00:25:00.000+08:00

Till today, I have no effing idea on the relevance of SunYatSen to Singapore

lebih mulia kita belajar pasal Hang Tuah or something right. mike.
Justin Bieber pun alright jugak

just to annoy the shit out of my readers. hahahaha chey macam paham readers. I still wonder who the fuck reads my blog nowadays. hahaha (YOU should be studying NOW so gtfo)

hehe:)))

ARE YOU A BELIEBER YET?

if not gtfo

hahah kidding la. ok bye

2011-11-22T19:27:00.000+08:00

'khai, amaciams your malays in history tadi?'
'idk sia.. i think i just altered the course of malay history. hahaha. the person not inside, i purposely enter the frame for them. and who the fuck is arung palukka siak.'
'step aku amek tu mod je. hahah takper la khai. dah over kan'
'ah dah abis dah ah. hahaha. jom lepak'
'dont u have like 3 more papers'
'oh yea'

3 DOWN
3 MORE TO GO, BITCH.

haiz. never ending siak.

2011-11-21T07:54:00.001+08:00

'kau tak sejuk ke? aku asyik nak kencing sei'
'huh no ah. tahan ah'
'my bladder not that strong ah'
'ah well. i exercise mine every night ah'

HAHAHAHAHAH
;)

2011-11-20T12:44:00.000+08:00

'eh you allergic to cats ah? or isit you scared?'
'allergic la! hati aku kecut. and i got this urge to run. that's the symptoms ah.'

'eh aku feel so the unmotivated to belajar'
'takper. nanti kita jumpa. saya akan motivatekan kamu ye'
'sila buat begitu. dan ketuk kepala saya sekali ya'
'sudah tentu. dengan gendang kenya kamu sekali saya ketukkan'

i know i know i should i be studying now
chill la. 2 papers over. must take breather
HAHAHAHAHAH

10 DAYS TO MOTHERFUCKING FREEDOM
pfft

2011-11-20T08:33:00.001+08:00

perangai melayu
mentang2 dah duduk untuk 2 exam, nak celebrate ah kirakan
hahahahahahaha
padahal ada lagi 4 siol

me and nirah passing by the swimming pool in nus, then got a group of canoeist/dragon boaters having their cca ah

nirah : eh cool kan. jom ah kita g swimming december
khai : huh. aku takot aku tenggelam ah. berat sangat.
nirah: ah ah la. tak boleh ah. nanti kau masuk, air semua teros keluar. flooded siak nanti sekolah. kesian budak-budak semua takder cca nanti.
khai: OI! kimak. full stop kau mana. takmo tambah nasi please
nirah: hahah. eh kau tahu tu hari nus betol2 ada flood sei.
khai: yea i heard of it ah
nirah: KAU KAN YANG BUAT TU FLOOD. jangan khai. nanti budak-budak semua takder cca nanti. kesian tau

oh abeh the stupid lift makes this sound whenever the door closes ah.
it DOES NOT indicate that it's overloaded or something
but no,
nirah will be like 'eh khai. abis.abis'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh oh and i like to call her bodoh.
affectionate term what
HAHAHAHA
then she replied back

'bodoh boleh belajar, muka kau macam gajah'

SERIOUSLY.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY SHE SO NONSENSE ONE
SITS. FASTER COME BACK AND SAVE MEEEEEE

2011-11-18T20:01:00.002+08:00

why you so perfect

2011-11-17T09:14:00.001+08:00

khai 'eh yea what. Prophet Muhammad took flight right when he found out got some assassination plot or something?'
sadel 'huh? took flight?!
khai 'yea what. he escaped what to Yathrib. No meh... where got violence one'
sadel 'OH! aku ingat dia amek aeroplane abeh g take flight. teringat pasal wright brothers'

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA mike!

yanti 'eh stress ah ni maths'
khai 'eh chill ah. ni benda boleh s/u per. dapat C den can liaox'
yanti 'TU KAU BOLEH LA. AKU KAN BUDAK ENGINE BODOH'
khai 'oh eh. ah kkk. g belajar betol2'
yanti -.-'

minah mintak kena rembat 'eh khai kau skg dah tak maki-maki eh. suspek pasal tu muslim society kan'
khai 'WHUT!? SEJAK BILA SIAK. HAHAHAHAHA'
minah mintak kena rembat 'eh seriously. aku jarang dengar ko maki2.'
khai 'eh pukimak kau perhal siak. kau nak rembat kau sampai kau mampos ke per. nabei cibai lanjiao betol'
mat mintak kena rembat 'ah she's back'

i have nonsense friends.
muka decent,
perangai nonsense
HAHAHAHA

muka brutal, hati kristal. eh this one can apply for me sia.

2011-11-15T00:07:00.000+08:00

my friend (whose life too long already. cause she perangai mintak kena rembat sampai mati)

: EH KHAI. ADA LAGU UNTUK KAU. CHRIS BROWN NYANYI KHAS UNTUK KAU

me: eh serious? lagu apa siak.

same gundu : better with the lights off. memang sajak untuk kau. time gelap, u look the best. pasal org tak nampak kau.

another budak yang nak nyawanya diragut: acly kalau tak nampak muka kau, lagi cantik ah.

kimak. seriously. but i appreciate good humour

so,

hahahahahahahahah

2011-11-08T22:36:00.000+08:00

hi. i have a 2500 essay due tomorrow. im only at..... 1800. hahaha
im screwed. and it's freaking ayat-ayat cintaaaaaa.

and i have no funny shit to update.

oh wait got

HAHAHA
was lepaking with nirah after her oral test.

nirah 'abeh kau tahu si dektu. she always wear this same skirt sia. always know'
me 'erm... helllo (points to my jacket.)
nirah 'oh kau terasa eh. sorry eh'

HAHAHAHAHA
sial

me 'oh abeh kau tahu.. the mat- mat bawah blok all... semua macam remind me of your boyfriend ah..
nirah 'errm. okay'
me 'abeh macam takder harapan kinda face gitu
nirah 'khai, i think you should stop talking'
me 'eh no wait i haven finish. but most good looking ah. but mcm tak guna ah gitu'
nirah 'seriously. diam. hahaha'

me 'WHUT? U GOT 246 FOR YOUR PSLE? SINCE WHEN?'
nirah 'since psle uhh'
me ' (stares at her up and down'
nirah 'how much u get'
me '231'
nirah 'hehehehehehe'
me 'diam ah. dah masuk nus kan. diam je la'
nirah 'alah. rilek la. aku dapat A untuk GP kau tak happy. aku dapat 246 kau tak happy'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
kuang asam.

just to annoy you non-beliebers

KOS IMMA BELIEBER :D

2011-11-08T02:05:00.002+08:00

i have nothing more to say.

2011-10-31T22:28:00.001+08:00

me and minah fwen about to cross the road
me: eh wait for traffic light to turn green la. wahlao. i dont want to die early bodoh
minah: eh bodoh. if u were to die early, i assure you its because of your stupid smoking habit, not cause you jaywalk ok.

okayyy fineeee. but please ah. there's a damn reason why those traffic lights were erected in the first place.

(erected. hehehehe. ok sorry. budaya kuning ah)

and fyi. i use bodoh as an affectionate term laaaaaaa. haha

example at home,
me: eh bodoh. umi got masak anot
my 3 other sisters will reply like this : got la hitam.

hahahaha.
i feel so loved.

oh and just now malay studies in history tutorial
class started at 10am. i came at 11am
last to reach class, first to leave. that's my philosophy. hahahahah

prof andaya : so where do those kids who couldnt get to nus or ntu go to..
khai : got macdonalds...
some tudung in class: no la.. there's other choices of private institutions as well...

hahaha. dia tak specify soalan dia sia. hahaha aku kasi answer munasabah please.

oh oh
but i like one of his sentences tadi
'but you all must believe that you all are as capable and as smart as the others, you know that... you cannot assume that you are less capable than the others'

YOU HEAR THAT ALL MINAHS/MATS. MUST BELIEVE THAT WE SMART K. DONT PERANGAI MELAYU (hahaha. seriously. what the fuck is perangai melayu. this ideology ought to be banished. chey macam pahamzzzzz)

and oh yea we had the last religions lecture
banyak la dia nyer hints
i realise its practically the freaking summary for the whole freaking module
mikeeeee
might as well this lecture be the only lecture right....

2011-10-25T22:15:00.000+08:00

it's the time of the year again
the time to make fun of khai

hahaha
basket know my friends. seriously. why in the world am i surrounded with gundus like these

syazwan 'eh kau deactivate fb?'
khai 'ahh. studies ah. aku senang distracted'
syazwan 'drama mama siak kau. ingat nak post sth on your wall'
khai 'can just sms me what kental'
syazwan 'no la.. post on your wall, so everyone can see. nak tanya wednesday ada open house ke tak'

HAHAHAHAHA BASTARD RIGHT

amalina jumary 'eh wednesday perayaan kau kan! tak celebrate?'

and the constant nagging from my mother to buy sari from little india
'eh you never go shopping ah? visit your family pat india ke.... sari buy already anot? kirim salam to your family k nanti'

THE WOMAN WHOSE CIBAI I CAME OUT FROM
wahlao. wads this sia. hahahahah

yelah
happy deepavali.

but seriously. anyone sms me asking me if i got open house tmr or not
i rembat you.

oh and i got 3000 word essay due by thursday
belum start pun!

i have these 2 books to help me

this is to pray for the divine intervention

it's called the quran

minahs (those on the way to turn over new leaf ;p) only use it when they terdesak

this is called the dictionary

all the words for my 3000-word essay is in this book

it's just a matter of selection of the words, and the arrangement of them

im dead right. hahahahah

2011-10-24T09:08:00.000+08:00

REASONS WHY I LOVE AMALINA JUMARY

there's only one ah

kos she fucking funny
HAHAHAH

so i asked her to review my goddamned soci essay

one of the sweeping statements i wrote was

'gangs provide warmth'
she commented 'WARMTH KE PERR... Maybe kau cakap that the functions of the family is now assumed by the gang for these budak2 yang dah hanyut hahahaha) '

'In conclusion...' followed by 3 more paragraphs of shit
she commented 'oi kata in conclusion then kat bawah masih membebel lagi hahaha belum nak conclude la!

im reviewing hers
my simplistic mind simply cannot comprehend the complexity of the shit she just wrote

2011-10-22T11:56:00.000+08:00

#YEP moments

khai : so are you a certified first aider?
aisyah : no
khai: can you swim?
aisyah: no
khai: do you have any skills or talents that could perhaps be used in Indonesia there?
aisyah: errrrr... ngaji boleh?

hahahahaha
omg this girl damn cute

ain zaf, korang nak dia tak? hahahahahaha. jkjk

2011-10-20T19:05:00.000+08:00

lin 'eh sial ah. the baby so cute. not like you'

basket siol ni budak

lin 'eh all my friends leaving me sia. everyone all flying away.
khai 'aww. dont worry la. u got other friends what'
lin 'why cant YOU fly away ah'

i was teaching my pri 5 sis maths the other day

'eh why you so stupid. this thing so easy right.'
'then why you so black'

basket siol!

nirah 'kesian ah kau khai. pat rumah pun kena kutuk'
dah tahu abeh tak tahu nak pujuk aku.
why am i surrounded with this kind of people sia

2011-10-16T21:40:00.000+08:00

'so aku beli buah jambu ah. pasal aku tahu aku jambu per'

'eh one direction kata 'you dont know you're beautiful' tapi aku memang tahu aku beautiful'

HAHAHAHAHAHA
AMALINA JUMARY.
Y U FUCKING FUNNEH. HAHAHA

okaylah i know your birthday tmr kan.

but aku perangai melayu. either wish too early or too late. hahaha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEB!
DAH BESAR TAKMO NOTTI2 K.

kau and kau nyer A tak abes2 drama. hahahaha
cerita hindustan boleh kalah dokk

2011-10-15T09:45:00.001+08:00

this is what happens when you make me do presentation in sociology of family tutorial

'so erms... my group is going to present our idea ah. (points to whiteboard) you all can read right'

'so like that ah..'

'we'll be doing this LONG-EE-TEW-DI-NAL study ah. its macam this thingy where we follow a cohort then just follow ah'

'then we ask questions through our surveys ah. like that ah'

'then right. we ask questions like your mother school until where'

'then like income how much per month like that ah'

'so basically, like that ah'

why you all laugh when i presenting sia.
not funny.

2011-10-10T22:30:00.000+08:00

khai 'eh selepas nus aku seriously nak masok polis tau'
syazwan 'ah can ah. kau fierce pe. tapi mulut kau maintain ah. kau imagine kau masuk crimewatch ke haper. asyik kena censored je! sikit sikit beep beep. tapi boleh imagine kau ah. kes perompak rob bank ke haper. kau pat sana 'eh you don't know how to rob bank isit? waste my time only know you make me come down here'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I CAN IMAGINE MYSELF SAYING THAT. HAHAHA

'khai, amaciams yep kau?'
'okay ah. but ideally i acly wanted 8 tudungs, 8 nontudungs and 4 guys.'
'haha abeh now what you have?'
'all girls. and all non-tudungs sia! wadtheheck.'
'kau try ah pakai tudung. dah ada satu'
'ish. mana boleh'
'ohh time part orang lain tak pakai tudung, tak boleh ah. kau tak pakai tudung, boleh ah. gitu?'

yesss
HAHAHA

oh and my rationale for the above ratio is good know.
see ah. 8 tudungs will influence the 8 non tudungs.
then when we sleep tgt it will be tudung, nontudung, tudung, nontudung.
then malam2 buta tudung will whisper some surah taubat to nontudung.
abeh 4 guys will take care of 16 girls.
1 guy take care of 4 girls
macam islam gitu.
seee!
application of islam dok.

aku is full of rubbish.

'eh the only reason why im fighting for you to be in my yep team is cause you tindik your lidah know. tu je.'

heh.

2011-10-09T10:42:00.000+08:00

congrats on your POP Zul!!
PASAL KAU AKU SANGGUP BANGUN PUKUL 7PAGI UNTUK TENGOK KAU NYER POP
padahal aku and syazwan datang lambat uh
banyak kita nyer 'eh morning call kul 5pagi k!'
HAHAHAHAHA

to 8 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP AND MORE!!!

khai: eh i damn busy ah this month
zul & syazwan: (silence...)
khai: i got exams next month
zul & syazwan: (silence)
zul : ahhh. nanti kau tak busy kau bilang kita
syazwan: all the best la

mike -.-'

zul: eh khai. baju sama je. low maintenance eh kau. nanti kita kawin la. senang juga. beli baju semua sama design. lain warna je

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

basket

2011-10-05T22:18:00.002+08:00

WORDS CAN NEVER EXPRESS HOW THANKFUL I AM TO MEET THE TWO OF YOU THROUGH SIKYON
KAU TENGOK, BETAPA THANKFULNYA AKU. SAMPAI AKU TULIS SEMUA DALAM CAPS LOCK

PLEASE GET MARRIED K.
AND SHOW ME TRUE LOVE FUCKING EXIST.

AKU NYER TRUE LOVE BILA NAK MUNCUL NI.
AKU MALAS LA NAK TUNGGU.
KALAU AKU BERANAK, DAH KELUAR DAH ANAK AKU.
DAH TENGAH DUDUK PSLE SKG.
DAH TUNGGU NLEVEL RESULTS SEMUA.
#TambahNasi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (copyrighted from shafienas salleh)

eh but seriously the two of you fucking white know. tsk.

ANYWAYS.
RIZDWAN ROSMAN
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!!
AND

HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY DOKKKK
HALAL HEARTS ALL OVER FOR YOU <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

and walid also ah
HAHAHAHAHAHA

SIKYON POWER!

#PeopleThatMatterInMyLife

ok next post will be yep interviews!
HAHAH EH I FIND THIS INTERVIEWING SHIT DAMN COOL KNOW
HAHA..
got permanent job anot ah

2011-10-04T20:57:00.000+08:00

'eh so your interview at 1230pm k?'
'ok. where will it be? library? student room?'
'huh? no la. i not kental please. forum. lepak what. no need book all. then kalau nak hisap rokok, setakat naik the tangga only.'

cause we cool like that.

and by we
i mean me and my izzah hahahaha
we name ourselves oreo.
awww cute or what. hahaha

2011-10-03T00:42:00.000+08:00

ATHIRAH NORAHIM
SELAMAT HARI JADI BABY
okays i know me and nirah suck kos we never plan anything for you
but you know we're that close sampai takyah celebrate pun kau sedar kita sayang kau kan
#DasarCariAlasan
HAHAHAHA
but anyways

here's 20 reasons why you're fucking amazing

ok i damn lazy la
so im just going to petik from tumblr (HAHAHAHAHA)
and say that

YOU BEING YOU IS AMAZING BAYBEH

and i cant find a freaking pic of you. ccb

but thanks for being part of my life babi eh i meant babe.
<3

and yea this is my birthday present from me.
a blog post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

2011-10-01T12:57:00.002+08:00

honestly, i have noooo freaking idea what to say when someone ask
'so what will we be doing there?' (with regards to the YEP trip)

i will give an ignorant answer such as

'oh typical shit ah. help them there. like normal shit ah'

2011-09-30T22:36:00.000+08:00

so just now was religions tutorial
eh like mendak know every week same argument.
5 pillars of islam, fasting, alm-giving. blahblahblah. hahahaha
(k sumpah aku mintak kena dirembat. tudungs, sila rembat aku. haha)

so my group was supposed to convince the tribal people to convert.
haiz khai. kau amek islam module dulu pun tak gunalah..
anyways.

'alah we tell them they can marry 4 wives ah amaciams?'

'oh oh. then they must circumsize. better sex'

'then when they convert, zakat will be given to them. who don't want money sia'

#SumpahFail. hahaha

but irna kau explain bagus. aku pun terpegun sikit ngan keindahan islam. HAHAHAHA

oh then after that got SSA lecture
on some shit about food being hybridized and being a marker of racial identity or sth
sumpah idk what the fuck the whole lecture was about.
then one of the food that came out was sup tulang

lin 'eh malay food!'
khai 'sup tulang kan indian food!'
lin 'oh eh. sorry. culture kau kan. of course you'd know more right'

hahahahahahah basket

and this is how me and nirah study maths together

khai 'eh i stil dun understand the radius of convergence'
nirah 'senang la. just take out the modulars. then find the radius. so must divide by 2'
khai 'huh! abeh tu hari u said just do the coefficient of x what!!'
nirah 'nooo! that was the wrong one la. i told you already what!'
khai 'but what you just explained to me was what i was trying to tell you to do all along!!'
nirah 'eh aku malas nak layan kau la. please. '
khai 'tsk'

khai 'abeh the taylor series kau paham?'
nirah 'alah. takyah heran ngan taylor series la. kita belajar taylor swift sua'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
full of nonsense know this minah
but tetap i love you. <3

2011-09-24T16:36:00.001+08:00

A 'of all the girls here, who would you date?'
B 'probably khai'
A'really? why?'
B 'easy to talk to uh...'

'huh. tu je? not cause im sweet, charming and funny?'

C 'ah don't stretch it ah'

2011-09-23T01:23:00.000+08:00

SIKYON JALAN RAYA:)

FINALLY ONE WHERE ALLL OF US ACTUALLY MADE IT.

kos this is my blog. im gona post shit on my jokes.

walid, irna, ain zaf, ain sudirman, amelina, fiqah,wan nyer jokes semua besok aku post ah.

oh btw this is people's common reaction to this

qn: eh after nus u gg where?
me: oh.. either teacher... or.. police ah... i wana be prison warden acly
usual response: seriously? oooh. but i think you can ah... suits you.
qn: eh u don't want to try cnb?
(aku ingat cnb apa sia. cibai nabei ke haper. hahaha)
me:huh? oh u mean yang drugs tu eh. narcotics shit thingy....

tak boleh ah. takot nanti aku pulak yang amek tu dadah.

tambah nasi person: ah ah. ni mesti kes confiscate orang2 punyer. abeh secretly hisap pat belakang.

hahahaha

mike.
become teacher cannot
become police cannot

mati sudah lah. hahahahahah

walid (in a matter of fact way) : girls... this is statistically proven ah.. kalau by the end of uni, korang masih takder matair ke or sesiapa ke.. you might very well be on the way to singlehood
khai : (lets out a loud gasp) ah takper la. nanti selepas uni, aku join tu polis kan. jaga tu banduan. aku hook up ngan dorang ah 'eh kau. nak kahwin tak. aku ada degree. jom.'
ain zaf: hahahahah takmo notti ah!
khai: okay whatt. abeh dia dengan tatoo dia boleh rilek one corner pat rumah jaga anak aku. okay ah

eh not bad right.
see i planning ahead know.

aku tanak mati anak dara siol.
fear nombor satu aku hahahahahahaha

orang takot pergi neraka ke haper
aku takot tak kena jolok

bagos perangai.

okdah aku penat ah

to my sikyon
i love korang
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

AND RIZDWAN
THANKS FOR HANTARING ALL OF US BACK
SANGGUP KAU.

5 TAHUN EH KITA TUNGGU KAU AND AIN ZAF

<3

2011-09-20T12:04:00.005+08:00

Night Cycling Jalan raya!!!
So it was on a Sunday
And it's all thanks to fiqah and safarina salleh who sanggup to plan this shit. Haha
So the plan was my house first house ah.
Then memandangkan tak semua orang tahu where the fuck my house is...
We were supposed to meet at Pasir Ris mrt control station and I'll fetch them there uh..

12pm
I wasn't late okay!
Abeh budak2 woodlands call cakap they will meet me straight at my house kos they got bus 168
Then ain and fiqah meeting straight pat my house also
Then si dua tudung west lambat haha kesian radhiah kena tunggukan zizah for half an hour eh.
So it was just me and ina and Sarah and atikah

So dah sampai bawah blok aku
Fiqah and ain were waiting for us

'eh mana si saf and aisyah. They supposed to be here also'
'oh they inside your house already.'
'HUH!! SERIOUS KE PER ?? MIKEEE!'

So, first anugerah for the day
Anugerah paling tak tahu malu
Goes out to aisyah and saf
Apparently they just open my front gate, stuck their head inside and ask 'ada orang pat rumah.'
Mikeeee. Lucky my sister inside. Haha. Seriously sia si ni dua ekor

Then anugerah anak dara paling rabak prolly goes out to me.
Kos I had no idea where the glasses, cutlery and wadfuckshit were. Hahaha
Ain yang tak tinggal rumah aku lebih tahu siol.

So she won anugerah anak dara paling prepared
Wann bila korang nak naik pelamin ni. Hahahaha

Oh anugerah paling bimbo goes out to atikah mydin.
Kos got ten of us right.
So obviously some lifts we would have to split up kan.
Lif dah berbunyi 'overload' she standing in front of the door. Tanak keluar2 siol!!
'oi!! Keluar la!! Tunggu apa siak!!'

Anugerah tudungs mintak kena rembat goes out to
Sarah & radhiah
They keep bullying me sia!
What fuckery is this.
Sepatutnya aku pembuli!

kos i was asking sarah 'eh asal keluarga kau semua putih2'
apparently her father is chinese la siol.
abeh dalam lif dia boleh kacau aku.
'khai jelos eh semua putih'
'eh. takmo rub it in ah!'

Anugerah 'eh eh aku tak sedar kau acly kiut and kelakar di sebalik tudung kau'
Goes out to safarina salleh
Hahaha
She damn cute ah
Girl mintak nombor
Wink wink

Anugerah 'one minute of fame' is for azizah
Pasal she need to leave halfway
Ah kau. semua berebut nak amek gambar dgn dia.

Fiqahh.. Erms.. You menang 'my bilik is the coolest of them all kos got swing' room
her room damn cool know
AND UPLOAD THE VIDEOOOOO!!

And the rest of the budaks macam
Lydia.izzalina.Dian.haryani.rizdwan
menang potong stim award pasal tak dtg.
Hahahaha kidding2.

Faizah kau menang most rajin award la, kos u were busy with your project hak fundraising. Rajin diaaaa

eh but u all basket know
kos after the last house
i was like
'so hope to see you all next year?'
aisyah looks away
saf 'erms.. tengok dulu ah'
sarah 'hahaha. insyallah'

wadtheshit. hahahahah

next year we use lorry la k.
we used public transport know for this one.
from pasir ris, to tamp, to bedok to sengkang, to woodlands to bukit idkwhat.

night cycling team
sayang korang <3
:))

2011-09-16T08:30:00.001+08:00

PBMUKS RAYA ETC

OUR FIRST EVENT UNDER THE NEW EXCO
it was goooooooooood
as in okay ah
no major screew ups
hahaha yea im negative like that
always thinking of the worst

i rmbed how during amazing race, aku was like damn confifuck it wont rain
asyura 'eh abeh wet weather programme macam mana?'
khai 'tak payah la. kan sunday. SUN-DAY. won't rain kan'

and rained, it did. HAHAHAHHAHA

anyways.
i just hope everyone else who came down enjoyed the event :)))

ok come. funny convos
fadhilah and aminah were talking about some idiot ah
then tasha was like 'eh... why never ask khai to rembat him. dari cute dia jadi mute'
hahahahahahah
tasha u acly quite funny know.

abeh time we clearing up the shit and putting it back to the storeroom,
they locked me in sia
WADTHESHIT. HAHAHAHA
abeh dorang pat luar, aku pat dalam
i just kept quiet ah
dorang satu-satu boleh tambah nasi
'eh cepat ah amek gambar'
'ah khai, pat dalam tu ada air, ada makanan kau makan je la'
'k dah jom everyone. let's go'
'ni siapa ntah nak selamatkan dia'
'eh ada monyet pat dalam'

even when i was rescued by syairah. hahahaha
masih boleh tambah nasi
'rasa-rasa kalau ada fireman, nak rescue dia?'
'aku rasa dorang pun akan tinggalkan dia ah'

'takper khai. ni semua tanda orang sayangkan kau'
'eh! sayang benar korang pat aku eh'

SHAFIENAS SALLEH
EH KAU DAH TUA NANTI, TOLONG JADI SOME RADIO/TV PERSONALITY PLEASE. TALKSHOW EVERY WEDS/TUES KE HAPER.
jadi bila i depress, i can turn you on. hahahahaha

but according to nas's father
'ni pat rumah nampak muka dia. nanti pat tv pun tengok muka dia. alamak'

hahahahaha
nvm. nas, come live at my house please

izzalina: khai, you majoring malay studies or soci uh?
khai: ahhh. u ask me again in sem2 can? haha
nas: khai is acly waiting for kenyan studies department to open. nanti bidding point 1. student pun 1. lecturer pun 1. ni pun kes bukan lecturer ajar dia, dia yang ajar lecturer. 'eh my history u know! don't anyhow ah!'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2011-09-09T20:50:00.002+08:00

okay i just reread my blog posts

my english all teraboh siol. hahahahahahhaa.

janji korang paham sua.
#PerangaiMelayu

2011-09-09T20:42:00.001+08:00

i was lepaking around the ease africa booth.

adilah: eh khai. diri depan poster. boleh jadi mascot untuk event kita. kau jadi budak afrika.
(proceeds in feeling my arm.) eh cannot ah. too fat ah. if skinny abit then can.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH bastard siak. ni tudung mintak kena rembat. hahahaha

AND GUESS WHO I BUMPED INTO
SHEHZZZZZZZZ
hahaha
i realised all the tudungs are somehow connected one way or another
i swear sia. hahaha
korang ada secret group kannn.

shehz 'eh alot of people were quite shocked we're friends eh!'
khai 'isit!' ( in a bitchy tone)
shehz 'hahaa. abeh when they say khai, they will say 'khai yang suka maki-maki tu eh''

EH EH KORANG. tak baik panggil i gitu.
panggil ah khai yang hitam MANIS. (MANIS IMPORTANT EH. KENA TAMBAH PAT BELAKANG PLS)
panggil khai yang cool ke.
khai yang suka justin bieber ke.

tsk.

oh oh
abeh tadi was soci of family tutorial
masyallah
dier nyer accent punyalah susah nak dengar
terkial-kial aku nak tulis nota.

and buku ayat-ayat cinta.
ya allah. bukan main punyalah susah nak paham. hahaha. as in, its too indo. hahaha
banyak sangat pepatah asing.

ok i shall stop complaining now.

oh oh
tapi interesting was the introductions to world religions nyer tutorial
'which religion is the best for mankind'
hahaha

i wanted to be in the atheist group
so can attack others. hahaha

but i was with sadeel and irna uh under the islam group. so okay uh
haha.
abeh time q&a si budak lagi satu (aku lupa nama dia) boleh tanya aku 'eh did u even go to madrasah?'

ish.

hahah then this atheist acly said he felt abit convinced with islam's arguments (tengok ah siapa pat dalam the grp ;) )

abeh the budak lagi satu potong stim boleh kata pat dia 'oh but you do know that you have to be circumsized right?'

ni budak.
tuhan nak tunjuk hidayah pat dia. kau potong stim plakkk

hahaha
potong
circumsized
GETIT GETIT
HAHAHAHAHAHA

2011-09-09T07:55:00.000+08:00

my greatest achievement of this week

being able to rap nicki minaj's super bass

mikeeee. padahal assignments tengah berlambak...
wadthehell was i doing, perfecting the damn lyrics. hahaha

boy, you got my heartbeat running awayyy

This one is for the boys with the boomin' system
Top down, AC with the coolin' system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up

And he ill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach

He a muthafuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' ho

I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

2011-09-06T20:01:00.000+08:00

most interesting shit that happen today

some girl in the lift (hahah i forgot her name!) : eh... do you wear anything under your jacket...
me: er... yea... my bra ah.

hahahaha. seriously. conferm once a week someone will ask know.

me: wait. so there'll be THREE perjumpaan raya organised by different societies? abeh if people like me wear the same outfit for the three events how sia
sadiq: pakai la last year punyer ke
nas: dah tak muat dah

HAHAHAHAH kimak. aku tak cakap apa2 dia dah tolong replykan dah

haha
see other people's fashion sense is like 'once u see me in an outfit, you will never see me wear that again'

but for me, it's like
'once you see me wear an outfit, you will see me wear it again for like a thousand more times'

but i really need a new jacket ah.
hahaha amaciams. next year birthday? haha. korang dah boleh start saving. hahaha

2011-08-26T23:40:00.000+08:00

wah my fridays damn kecoh know
non-stop hits got tutorials.
mampos

so anyways

SC2205 soci of family
supposed to go with amalina jumary
ni budak bangun pukul 9am. kelas kul 10am.
dia tinggal east
mikeeeee

so.. i was stuck with two bimbos

fiqah hairi and faizah suriani
masyallah.
kos today was some library orientation shit thingy. about citing sources and all that

from the beginning of tutorial all the way till the end
this two bimbos
'eh khai. how ah'
'eh khai what you click ah'
'eh khai which page is this ah'

mak kau...

faizah best. she'll just look at me with her step cute puppy look face
then i'll just laugh at her and help her la. kos she too cute
hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahha
irritating know mike
in the end i was the lost one!!!

dah la tu this two gundu tak puasa pasal puki berdarah
still can talk in front me
'eh selepas ni nak makan?'
'ah i damn hungry ah. nak g mana ah'
mikeeee.mintak kena sepak right muka. nasib muka lawa.

anyways. SELAMAT HARI JADI FAIZAH

AND FAHILAH SALLEHHHH.
WOOOO <3 <3 <3 nah.

GEK1045 Introduction to world religions
so far, the first tutorial whereby i acly partake in shit
hahaha
and my tutor pun melayu
cool kan
then got this gundu cakap 'dressing is reflective of religion'
teros aku angkat tangan 'so you saying if u see a muslim woman without tudung, she's a bad muslim ah'
tutor 'A-HAAAA.'
then this chinese dude beside me can acly turn to me and say 'so you one of them ah'
basket right

then this malay girl. whom i swear i never see before. (eh aminah ur sedara or what ah. rambut sama stail. hahaha) acly turns around to face me and mouth 'thank youuu'
hahahhahahahaha

abeh guess siapa yang tolong replykan

sadeleena
hahahahahahahahaha

imagine if got one tudung in the tutorial.
conferm debate hangat nyerrrr

SSA1201 Singapore Society
so the whole lecture was centering around this chinese dude
sun yat-sen
sumpah never hear before sia!
then towards the end of the lecture got some mention on kampung

lin 'oh time part cina dia. berlambak lecture slides. abeh time part kampung satu slide je'
HAHAHAHAHA

Motor practical
khai 'eh i still stuck at lesson 6 sia :(('

chinese + malay = haryani
'eh rilek laaa. second time only right. alamak girl. rilek la k :)))'

this is how a
chinese + indian = nisha answers
'huh. u took twice already still can fail ah. i know most people by 2nd time should pass already what'

come lets think sociologically on why the answer differs
hahahaha ok no im jz kidding.

mum
i was getting ready to go out after buka. so timing was like 8pm like that..
my mum was lurking behind me silently observing me
mum 'eh try not to go out in the sun ah'
i acly looked out at the window and said 'huh. its night time. where got sun'
mum 'oh eh? aiya. idk la. u getting darker la.'

basket right!!!!! mikeeeee.

in the words of nirah

'tak bersalah pun kena enter frame'
hahahahahahahahhaha

eh panjang ah my post today.

2011-08-26T05:21:00.000+08:00

khai 'eh korang ada satu survey ni. korang setakat spell shit for one hour. dah boleh dapat $15.'
nirah 'huh.. tanak la.. nanti ter-berak2 aku'
awkward moment...
khai 'u do know that, i don't literally mean spell 'shit' for one hour right....

later that night

khai 'eh nirah damn bimbo know! i told her about the survey. she thought that it's literally spell 'shit. shit. shit. shit. shit' for one hour... mike!
nas 'mak ai. ni budak. sometimes i wonder how she become philosophy major sei.'

while sahur-ing
my mum was discussing who she should vote for in the presidential election (get this) with my pri. 5 sister and sec3 sister

mikeeeee

mum 'kalau ada muthusamy, i would vote for him ah. abeh takder. nak vote siapa sei'

hahahahahahahaha
wtf

2011-08-23T18:23:00.003+08:00

well
say hello to your new head welfare of pbmuks (malay society)
heh.

looks like perkhemahan motivasi and YEP will be my night cycling and amazing race this academic year.

:)

2011-08-22T08:19:00.001+08:00

'oleh itu, awak semua digalakkan memakai warna hijau ataupun hitam ye. kerana itu adalah warna logo kita'
'ah baju kurung ye. baju kebaya sama jeans tak boleh ye'

khai 'ler. aku baru plan nak pakai kebaya and jeans'
nas 'ah khai. untuk kau hijau je eh. greeen. no black yea.'
khai 'eh sabar. abeh satu hari aku g sekolah aku kena pakai baju kurung?!'
nas '(pauses a while)... letak dalam beg. skg beg kau da besar kan. letak dalam beg, pastu aru tukar k'

2011-08-21T00:15:00.000+08:00

today while buka-ing puasa with family

sister #4 - mum, my friends at school got smoke
mum - eh don't follow in their footsteps k.

note
1) i was completely silent eating my food
2) my sister #4 is in secondary school ah. haha. so mcm big thing ah ada kawan tgh rokok gitu.

mum - your kakak also smoke. (points to me)
sister #3 - snorted loudly
sister #5 - smoking not cool right

mum- ah ah la. not cool. later your lungs become black. u look at your sister. inside outside also black.
(k la. acly bahasa melayu ada impak maksimanya. 'tak cool la. nanti lungs semua hitam. kau tengok kakak kau tu. luar dalam semua hitam. nak ikut dia?')

hahahaha

i was still silent thruout the whole meal tho

sad or what. i 21 days haven smoke know
sempena ramadhan.

but nanti syawal menjelma,

rokok pun menjelma laaaaa