And if I had a time machine

I'd rewind these 2 years of my life. 

EH MIKE. 2015 ALREADY SIOL. HAHAHA. 

NANTI 2050 I'D PROBABLY STILL SAY THE SAME THING EH. HAHAHA

Minah Bola Meridian #Team1991

Looks at bill of $66
Rah 'eh khai, isnt this like your one day's pay?'

Haziq 'khai, kau sihat?'
Sarah 'kau tak nampak badan dia. sihat wal afiat abis ni'

Sits and me finished our food first.
Me 'eh why you all so slow ah makan?'
Sits 'yea sia. i eat fast cause i just swallow'
Me 'ah ah. kita kan Team Swallow'

Me 'eh sarah, haziq amek kau eh nanti?'
Sarah 'yea he waiting for me'
Me 'dia masih rokok?'
Sarah 'yea. why'
Me 'Aku nak mintak batang dia ah'
Sarah 'eh mana boleh. batang dia aku punya'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#R21Jokes
cause we turning 24 already what. chill ah.

Was telling the girls how these 2 nyonya was jaywalking and it's like one nyonya from the left
the other nyonya from the right.
Nirah 'aku rasa nyonya tengok kau ride alamak so slow. i walk first better'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE THING WAS. THE NYONYA HAD LIKE TROLLEYS WITH THEM AND I ACTUALLY LET THEM PASS