HOLA.
kk. i got new khai-is-black jokes, khai-is-an-idiot jokes. from my motherrr. and my soccer babes. hahah who else rite.

so i was filling out mendaki application form.
ya allah. kau tahu, leceh sak nak buat ni semua. haha. dah la tu keluargaku ader tujuh org. hahah malam2 buta aku terpekik terlolong. tanya semua 'oi. umur kau braper.' haha

i know. i suck rite. i dun even know my sisters' ages.
u try memorising three of them ah! hard work know.
and i forged my twin's signature and my sister. haha
then i told them 'eh memorise this from now on. this will be ur new signature ahh'
anyways

khai: mum, what's ur IC no.?
mum: sxxxxxxx.
khai: u malay rite? not boyanese or javanese or wad...
mum: malay laaaa... i look malay wad. unlike some ppl.

5 mins later
mum: eh they need adoption letter anot.
khai: huh. u want to adopt who?
mum: u dun know u adopted meh?! i told u i found u behind tekka mall there rite.
dad: HAHAHAHAH.

wah thanks ah. ppl rushing for deadline, still can make jokes. haha i typical fuck ah.deadline 2nd august. 2nd august then do...

then that time i asked her to help me top up my prepaid
mum: aiya. downstairs got 7-11 wad... ur members all working there. confirm give u discount rite. hahaha
eh i applied for job at 3 7-11 stores. all dunwan me sia.. basket.

or maybe my fault also ah. kos i put down my old hp number. HAHAHAH bodoh sak kau

oh oh then that day gg out with my soccer babes rite. then i was waiting at the platform ah. for angie and waner.
i was wearing black ah. hahahahahahahaha
then they saw me. then they deliberately walked past me. and said aloud 'eh khai is late sia!'
khai: oi cibai im here rite!
angie to waner: do u hear someone talking??!
khai: fuck u laaa
angie to waner: there! i heard it again!

oh oh. then that time after that stupid testi match.hahaha.
siti: eh u working ah later
khai: eh yea. kul 8pm ahh.
siti: eh. i tot u start 10pm..
khai: takder ahh. skg takder that sale... erms.. wad ahh. the little john sale

nirah: john little la bodohh.

MIKEEE!!!! kena panggil bodoh sak dari nirah. hahaha

u know its really bad when nirah calls u stupid.
HAHAHA KIDDING BEB

and hola. im not working at burger king anymore la. mike
still got ppl asking me 'eh u working counter today'
hahah malas aku nak layan.



AND OHMYGOD. AKU TADI PAGI BARU REALISE...


10TH AUGUST START SKOLA SAKKKKKKK
MIKE

POTONG STIM TO THE MAXXXXXXXXX
WADTHEFUCKKK



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