HIGHERMALAY jalan raya
no bukan h2 malay
ni budak2 visiting school yang kena g temasek sec for higher malay
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
NI PLAN BUKAN MAIN PUNYER LA JOKE
so

THE INITIAL PLAN
was JUST TO GO ONE HOUSE
CIKGU AFIDAH LAAA
that's why timing pukul 8malam, selepas maghrib we all go there

abeh in the end
dia potong stim kata cmi last min
aperdahh
so aku ingatkan dah cancel okaylah aku nak g bola

abeh jengjengjeng
zul kata, just go each other's house
start at 8pm, 2omins each house, can finish by 11pm

who the heck jalan raya start 8malam i tell u
dia ingat ni halloween per
g trick or treat
mike

abeh aku just go wit da flow la ehh

abeh ni suhaina samsi (kan nama bapak ko pun aku heret)
bukan main punyer la cekik darah.
plan jumpa pukul 73opm pat pr

745pm
khai: eh kao mana skg?
suhaina: tampines
khai: naik bas 15 kan.. pat lib eh?
suhaina: ah ah

8pm
khai: OI BANYAK KO PUNYER TAMP. MANA KO
suhaina: dah nak masuk pr inter ni

MAK KO... JANJI MELAYU TO THE MAX

i dun care i doing thesis on janji melayu

hantar pun janji melayu ah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

abeh 820pm pergi rumah zul
afiqah dah sampai sana dah
zul: budak ni, sebelum azan dah sembahyang
eh pepatah moden sak
hahahaha

dia sanggup naik teksi kos she ingatkan she late
mike rabak rite.
ni la melayu bagus.


THEN ALL THE JOKES AIM AT ME
KANASAI
zul ahhh
i kept saying at every house
'EH 20MINS ONLY AH. CEPAT MAKAN.'
HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh then after we eat
I ATTEMPT TO CLEAN THE DISHES
pretend to be some housewife wana be

zul: eh u want to impress who sia, my mum isit?
khai: ah faster bring her here in the kitchen
zul: she cannot see u laaa. too dark how to be impressed.

then all the mothers will everytime ask me to stop doing the dishes
aku dah sabun semua, baru nak stop. hahahahahah

my mum the best at my house i asked them 'k who want to the dishes'
mum: ah.. whoever doing dishes, help mop the floor also'
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

syafiqah's mum acly beat my hand for washing the dishes. :(
eh but the kembar quite hot leh HAHAHAHAHA

anyways
then go syazwan's house
ok la.
the mother father attempted to take our pics. hahahaha
sampai nak gaduh hahahaha

then went to amirah's house
janji pukul 9pm
930pm aru sampai
aku dah cakap jalan raya mana bleh 20mins punyer
nasib ader kereta (HINT HINT)

KHAI: eh she getting skinnier siaa. wadtheheck
zul: ah ah sia. why u the only one getting fatter ni...
khai: shaddup la. all these muscles know.
zul: sure anot... hahaha. mcm bantal je.. hahaha

eh but she hot sia now
from the nerdy, braces-wearing, bespectacled girl
now..
oooh-laaa-laaa
the kakak also
the mother also
HAHA
SUMPAH
aku nak salam mak dia aku was like 'ni kakak ke, mak sak'

then INTERROGATION TIME
khai: erhems. dengar2 ader bf cina
amirah: smiles... huhhhhh.. whoo
hhahahahaah
step tak tau jeee

then suhaina's house
hahaha
makan KEK siol
hahah
SEMUA ZUL KEBASKAN
HAHAHAHAHAHA

then we hantared that afiqah home hahah
rumah dia dekat ngan aku sei. hahaha
TETAP TAK NAMPAK BATANG HIDUNG DIA PUN
potong stim jeee

THEN LAST MY HOUSE


ZUL: assalamualaikum
mum: eh skg baru datang?
ahahaha sindir to the max
my house reached at 11plus like that

by 11pm ur head laa


by the end of the visit
zul: eh aku suka hang out ngan mak kao. hari2 boleh kutuk ko.

MAK AKU JOIN SKALI SEI WHEN THEY MAKING FUN OF ME

WADDTHEHECCCCCKKK

zul: cik, kita balik dulu k
mum: eh takper la.. sampai satu pagi pun bleh

zul wanted to invite my mum to go jalan kayu eat prata

U THINK FUNFAIR AHH


BUT IT WAS FUN
:)
though screwed up ah
but fun nevertheless

yay
soccer tmr
:)))

eh seriously, budak melayu join nus soccer please
aku mendak siol
goalpost pun tanak layan aku
:(