MY JOB AS A MARKETING I/C OF NIGHT CYCLING COMMITEE
hahahah this week kecoh sial (eh eli, aku miss kau. haha. kecoh ah)

WEDS
went down to hpb rite. hahaha
with shikeen
it was fucking raining when we meet there
and i was late. hahah wads new rite. haha
then we went there the person in charge, fadhilah (sumpah, barangkali sesiapa yang bernama tersebut adalah bimbo.hahaha) said 'acly rite, this is quite a rush for me.. when's ur event ah?'
HAHAHA aku nak terbahak pat muka dia
mikeeeeee

abeh potong stim moment
SETAKAT SIGN JE

tapi tapi this is the best part
fadhilah 'do you need any collaterals?'
khai whispers to shikeen 'apa sia collaterals'
shikeen 'hmm. what do you have for us acly?'

abeh kita buka langkah ke store dorang

amek ko. dia kasi satu kotak untuk kita bawa balik
abeh si shikeen nak balik NUS ah ader kelas kul 6pm. haha
MIKEEEE.
and aku kena jumpa tu botak jones untuk vouchers.
MIKEEEE.
kita pikir bukan main punyer lama
sms, call budak2 lain semuaaaa tak free.
hahaha

in the end i took a taxi to defu lane. abeh ni botak jones pun sama. tempat semua tempat ulu-ulu nak mampos
aku lari the perimeter of the damn building to find the fucking lift. cibai
abeh pat dalam lif this worker can ask me 'u new cleaner here ah?'
CIBAIII
MUKA AKU MUKA CLEANER KE PER (dont answer la. rhetorical qn la ngok)

THURS
went to PUB with wan!!
haha
dia ader kereta
selamat ah
tu sebab aku ponteng kelas. hahaha

abeh kita dah collect tu 200 botol
sekali ader lagi satu kereta nak masuk
BUDAK MS LAW AKU LA SIAK. HAHA
aku tak tahu nama dorang
budak tudungz: eh kau ponteng?
khai: ah ah la. kena collect air ni. kau pun?
budak tudungz: ah ah laa. haish. kesian lecturer kita tu.

haha mampos. 4 students missing in class quite obvious rite.
since there's only like... 18 of us. HAHAHAHAHA (WITH LIN DITCHING ME. U CIBAI!)
and i just realised im motherfucking screwed for alll my essays (KHAI WADTHEFUCK U DOING BLOGGING NOW.)

then wan hantared me home ;)

FRIDAY
ah today kecoh to the max
kos i pre-googled directions to pilot pen FROM MY HOUSE. padahal i was from my tuition at tamp. sial ahh. kimeek..
then aku took bus 21 to the jalan bukit kaki bukit ke haper ntah...

abeh ni part ah aku nak blog
satu nyonya ni duduk sebelah aku dalam bas. dahlah dia mati2 nak selit barang2 semua pat sekiling dia semua

ABEH DIA KOREK HIDUNG LA SIAL
KIMAKKKKK
KOREK TAK MAINTAIN SIAL.
SERIOUSSS
aku the whole time was mengucaping asking god 'why why why.. im already fucking lost and u put this nyonya beside me'
AKU STARE PAT DIA.
DIA TAK HERAN SIAL.
KIMAAKKK
sial ah. aku sanggup bukak headphones aku, just to stare at her. sial ah.
abeh tetap dia korek
EEEEEEE SIAL AHHH. AKU GELI SIAKK. SERIOUSSS. FUCK BODOHHH.
abeh aku cepat2 turun

sekali wrong bus stop siak.
KIMEKKK
abeh aku tgk google cakap turun opp blk 646 ah
so i checked. it's 0.4km away.
so i walked ahh
0.4km WAKLU SIAL. MIKEEE
dahla panas nak mampos, aku sesat. and the image of that nyonya still stuck in my head. cibai. tu nyonya mintak kena rembat sial.
abeh aku sumpah sesat

aku call the office ah
'acly where is it ah?'
'are u driving?'
'er no ah. im walking ah'
'er. abeh dia bual panjang gila babi kasi direections'
aku main cakap 'ohh. kkk . ahhh. kkk. oooh'

abeh aku pusing satu round
THEN GUESS WHO HELPED ME FIND THE WAY

SATU BANGLA HAHAHAHAHA
aku must looked damn lost ah kos he asked me 'u looking for?' hahaha
reminded me of sangeewa. HAHAHAHAHA (cerita lama ah siak. hahaha)

akhirnya sampai jugak
kimak
in my head i was like 'who the fuck want to sponsor me like this siak' hahaha

abeh it was so fucking formal. i felt so... tak formal ah. hahaha.
i was reminding myself to speak proper english, plaster a smile on my face. haha

mikeeeee.
but bagus

exposure la katakan


exposure gila babi nyer..

K DAH. AKU NYER JOB IS DONE AH. AKU DAH TAK HERAN EH. HAHAHA
sial betol. hahahaha.


TAPI SUMPAH. AKU SHUDNT HAVE COME ONE HOUR LATE FOR THE FIRST MEETING
wan ah pandai2 tarik aku amek ni post ngan dia. siak kau wan. jaga kau. hahaha.
seriously khai. why the fuck u woke up late that day. whyyyy