AMAZING RACE RECCEE (how the fuck u spell dis shit) with ASYURA AND FATIN
k knowing that its an event kan. erms. im gona blog in a discreet way k. haha try laaa

so erms. me and asyura supposed to meet at location A at 10am. fatin joining afterwards.
aku dah ready semua tau. kul 7am dah bangun untuk mandi semua. then this gundu can say
'eh i just woke up ah! 11am jumpa bleh?'
so i was like 'can laaaa. haha'

then i reached location A at 10.30am la you. hahahaha. mikeeee
first time i early for some shit.  suspect karma la. hahah

abeh dia sampai la kul 11.30am. HAHAHA.

then we were like...

'k sekarang mana?'
'entah... kita nyer plan apa ah'
'kk sabar2. kita nari cuma buat route kan. games nanti pandai2 la kita buat'
'k can.'



'abeh skg g mana'

HAHAHAHAH


abeh we walk dah la fucking slow nak mampos haha

khai 'eh. the participants will run on that day kan'
asyura 'shud be la.'
khai 'kalau aku participant aku rilek sak. haha. so niari timing kita semua last grp nyer ah'


so anyways we proceeded to location B after making some initial changes to the A.
hahaha ABEH KITA TAK TAHU MCM MANA NAK PERGI KE B.
MIKEEEEEEEE. tak guna ah kita. seriously. haha

'eh sial ah. ko ader iphone tak?'
'takder ah. ader map?'
'takder ah... ader camera tak?'
'ada ah.'
'k bagus'
'tapi battery dah flat'

HAHAHAHA WTF.
then at B we were supposed to er do sth

'eh macam mana sia nak buat ni benda?!?'
'tu la khai. kau nyer genius idea kan.'

asyura the whole day basket sia. haha. wtf did i do to you sia. haha

'alah. we tweak the qn abit ahhh'
'hahaha. khai khai.... apa2 la'
hahah wtf

abeh we spent like half and hour to decide whether to go to C or D from B because fatin is joining us but she's far away from B, C, D HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
then halfway thru we realised we could have put E before C
hahahaha kk. aku sengaja nak buat korang confused.


so anyways. asyura ah basket ttm

eating at F
i was pointing my middle finger to her la
asyura 'eh aku takut makcik2 nanti tengok kita... apa ntah budak ni tunjuk middle finger dia je'
fatin 'takper2. kita step kita main chopstick.'
HAHAHA WTF MAIN CHOPSTICK. HAHAHAHA

then first impressions
asyura 'what was your first impression of me ah'
khai 'oh u fucking blur sotong ah.' (HAHAHA)

khai 'then you leh'
asyura 'oh.. normal la. like what other people usually think of you... like you step ahh'
khai 'HUH?! APA STEP. AND WHAT OTHER PPL. BASKETTT'
asyura 'correct what... '
khai 'WHO'S THE OTHER PPL?'
asyura 'mcm orang lain la.. me... and.... budak2 lain'
khai 'SIAPA LA SIAAA'
asyura 'me andd... er... '
khai 'eh tak baik siaaa. (puts on sad face)
asyura 'then u also got the smoker face. during foc, u smoke rite?'
khai 'EH TAK SIAAA. i sanggup didnt smoke for that 4day3night camp sial!!'
asyura 'oh rily??! wow.. i think its just ur face give off the perokok face'
khai 'tak baik sia u buruk sangka i'
fatin 'APA SIA BURUK SANGKA. MEMANG KAU HISAP ROKOK PER'
khai 'oh ah ah eh'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


then at this place. location K.
i was soooooo highly reminded of night cycling :(
then we had to walk from ONE FUCKING END TO ANOTHER WAHLAO

then lucky asyura's parents ader kereta. drive kita la. hahaha.
abeh dalam kereta i just kept quiet la. pasal hormat orang tua per!

fatin kept fucking laughing kos i wasnt myself
asyura kept smiling and asking me why im so quiet

i was mentally rembat-ing them in my head


hahah but great day tho!
at least route dah ascertained dah.

i think. haha.

THEN THIS ASYURA kept singing lagu bruno mars

ONE LINE JEEEE i think i wana marry you. hahaha
abeh i played the song from my phone
lirik dia semua berteraboh

the song goes 'is it the look in your eyes or is it this dancing juice'
asyura 'eh aku ingatkan dancing jews sia'
HAHAHAHAHA WTF