SESI BELAJAR BAWAH BLOK
memandangkan minah bola aku telah menge-ditch aku
satu melayang ke university of queensland,
lagi satu melayang ke... forever-pemalas-land. HAHAH kidding ah beb
with
SHAFIENAS SALLEH AND AMALINA JUMARY
HAHAHAHAHAH
i tell you
as long as you from meridian jc,
confirm we damn kecoh together one. hahahahaha
supposed to meet at 12pm
i 12pm already dah sampai at the block there
then those 2 gundus haven even arrive
both sms 'oh yea i just came out from the house :)'
GOT SMILEY FACE SOME MORE SIAL. HAHAHA
'OI! PPL SAY 12PM MEET NOT 12PM KELUAR RUMAH BACIN'
hahahahahahah
then
amalina 'eh i thought u'll be late, that's why i took my time coming here'
khai 'eh please no. i turning over a new leaf k.'
shafienas 'kau, aku rasa turn over new leaf tak cukup ah. turn over new tree lagi mulia'
hahahahah bhutto
'turn over new tree' hahahahahahahaha
then got this motorbike parked at the foot of the block
khai 'eh tu motor cool kan! aku nak beli tu tau nanti'
nas and amalina's faces changed into one that's full of disgust. hahahah mcm pahamz.
nas 'motor tu kau nak??'
amalina 'ehhh. asal sia?!'
khai 'eh cool what. okay what!'
nas 'kau nak jadi minah malaysia eh? tu motor pat malaysia berlambak tau. kes 3,4 orang naik nyer. ader mak, bapak, dua anak selit pat tengah2'
amalina 'eh khai. kau kan cool! jgn jadi kental ah! tu motor rabak sia. kalau kau beli aku takkan tumpang sia'
and no they did not stop there.
TAMBAH NASI LAGI YA ALLAH. CAKAP NGAN KORANG. SATU HARI INI, TESIS BERJUDUL 'THE DISCOURSE AND NOTIONS OF TAMBAH NASI AMONGST MALAYS' WILL COME OUT ONE.
oh tambah nasi means add rice.
hahah okay that sounds weird. but i lazy to expound on the contextual meaning (chey chey. expound ke per. padahal tak tahu makna. HAHAHAHA.)
nas 'eh takper2, kalau kau bawak tu motor ke sekolah, nanti kita tahu la nak buat aper. nanti tin2 kosong kita ikat pat belakang roda kau.'
ama 'letak tu bunga tampal pat kau nyer kotak'
nas 'abeh lampu lap-lip hari raya pun kita pasang'
ama 'ni kes dari jauh boleh nampak 'eh khai sampai khai sampai' abeh nanti semua org takkan toleh pat ko pasal motor kau kental sangat'
HAHAHAHAH WADTHEFUCK SHIT
ama 'but seriously. if u get that motor, i wouldnt tumpang on it tau.'
-.-'
then when we discussing the qns.
one of them on the notions of malay feminity
khai 'eh kau rasa aku letak personal insight sendiri okay tak?'
nas 'eh boleh!! kau letak je. 'In my 19 years of my life, i never wear the tudung. but i still think im a female ah. i also wear dress sometimes. so that one also considered to be feminine.'ko tulis gitu alright jugak.
abeh dia tambah lagi. MIKEEEEEE
nas 'abeh ko conclude la. 'cher u also never wear right? nevermind one day we go shopping together for tudung k'
HAHAHAHA
MIKEEEE
abeh halfway thru, got unexpected guest drop by
sadelina la siol. hahahaha
sadelina: eh korang buat apa pat sini?
nas : kau nampak khai kan? kalau dengan khai, apa lagi. malay studies la!
then we got too tired of thinking (hahaha )
khai 'eh! mcm mana ni!'
nas: kau pernah dengar...... kuasa tuhan?
HAHAHAHHA
see
east people are cool
:D
khai 'eh i wana delete my blog sia'
nas 'eh dont!!'
amalina 'eh why!'
nas 'tu blog boleh turun temurun tau. cucu cicik kau semua boleh baca'
amalina 'ahhhh. abeh kalau dorang baca pun tengok. wah nenek aku cool sia'
amalina 'abeh dorang boleh baca utinkicare sama puppylove.'
khai 'eh bhutto. dah tukar kan blogskin'
hahahahahaha
nas 'blog tu boleh jadi hikayat khai'
hahahah
i tell u
i love nonsense people. hahahaha
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