Studying for the final paper!!
MS Families n Households MS2213
yes yes i know some of you finish exams already ehh. takmo rub it in please xp

anyways. the readings. MIKEEEE. mintak kena rembat siaaaa.
want to die liddat (haha masih nak major in malay studies ehhh khai. this is a rhetorical question. please do not answer on my behalf k)

anyways i don't understand why the fuck they have to make it sound so motherfucking cheem. why. why can't u simply say shit like 'the malay men in this study have shown signs of stupidity especially when they did not acknowledge the fact that their absence in their families have caused failures.' but noooo u have to put in those motherfucking cheem words. my GP E right. how many times want to say GP E GP E. hahaha

anyways. the minangkabau society
 (everytime i see this word, the word/image kerbau will automatically come into my head.
i also duno why)
they got funny names for its people. hahaha
apparently they live on rao-rao island hahaha
the husbands are called sumando (macam some sumo wrestler kan)
and got mamak inside also (i duno who the fuck the mamaks are. i fell asleep halfway reading this. the only mamaks i know is those yang jual newspaper under my block.)

and why so many fucking contradictions!
get to the damn point la. wahlao
one minute they say men dominant over women
abes tu women plak dominant over men.
i think i too stupid ah. hahahaha

and the part where the wives beat the husband (pat my notes i wrote 'fierce per girl!!. haha my lecture notes can be comic relief also know)
then the husbands will 'flee to the nearby coffeeshops' (hahah merajok plakk alalala)

and i didnt know we malay girls had to go for some clitodectomy shit!! seriously!?!
 u mean my cibai was cut by doctors when i was younger?!?!

no wonder feel so different

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA EH I KIDDING ONLY AH.
aku is of pure and innocent mind (shows straight face)

eh cibai this neighbor upstairs fucking stupid know.
renovate fucking noisy. i tot mass orgy or what. where got noisy sia until lidday sia. chaocibai
suspect its karma when we moved in
 my mum nak sangat renovate kan.
so i had to study bawah blok alone :(
but got this stupid ahpek teman me

eh hello elderly people
when you see someone occupying a table right. don't go the SAME TABLE LA. WAHLAO
U STUPID OR WHAT. ni meja ader berlambak. but nooooo he had to fucking sit beside me
i don't care if you always sit there every fucking morning.
then he smoke cannot maintain one know! mikeeee.
RESPEK AHHH.
but i was praying he wont die in front of me ah.
he damn old know
the kind if you put snail beside him, i think the snail will crawl faster. serious tak bedek.
eh uncle ur cpf alot anot ah. hahaha kidding2.
abeh got one time i thought he dah nak nazak or what. his eyes close damn long know.
then sekali he opened! hahaha. stupid. if want to sleep, go home and sleep la!! wahlao.

eh why i digress damn long

oh hahaha.
then there was the mention of food as a way of disciplining husbands and children. hahah
typical i tell you. hahah. malays and food go well together.
eh should have new module. MS2219 MALAYS AND FOOD.
then the exam is to eat malay food. hahaha. k khai u damn mepek know

k anyways back to the minangkabaus.
hahaha
got this part damn kekek. when the sumando went to merantau. the wives said
'long periods of sexual abstinence was an unforeseen problem which was not easy to handle'
hahahah
ah ah sia kesian right. dah kawin never jolok on a daily basis. nightmare sia liddat

MS2218 MALAYS AND SEX
then can study on why malays got alot of children!!
:DD
eh seriously la. aku will be a much interesting prof dookkkk.
(HAHAH DEGREE BELUM DAPAT DAH NAK IMPI JADI PROF. BOLEH JALAN DAH)
but seriously. if i become ms prof

confirm alot of people want to major in malay studies

eh panjang ah my blog post.