Mom : eh.. kau selalu pat rumah sekarang.. asal ah?
Me: pasal orang tak keluar la, orang pat rumah.
Mom : oh. kau dah graduate eh sekarang? tengah tunggu kerja eh?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Mom: eh you always at home.. why ah?
Me: i never go out, so i stay at home la
Mom: oh. you graduate already ah? waiting for job ah?

it's sad that my own family doesn't even know what I'm studying in school.

it's malay studies btw

and no, for the goddamned 304747534957937483042375th time, it is NOT about the language
it's theory, theory, theory.
like we learn on why we so pemalas nak mampos
why we like to jolok around
why we like to lepak so much and waste time etc etc.

and stop asking 'oh, then after this, you become Malay teacher isit?'

mike. i can be PE teacher what.
or prison warden
or your nearby Burger King store manager also.

think outside the box la dey