birthgiver

So, apparently one of my friends said my blog isnt as funny as before...
Well, life isn't funny anymore you know. hahah
Semua karma nyer pasal.

Okay funny jokes. (and hurtful jokes ah. hahaha. ) From... my mother la.. who else right. hahaha

When jogging at night
Mum: Where you going?
Me: Jogging ah
Mum: Jog, don't jog also no diff. Body still like elephant what
(Kau lari tak lari, pun tetap sama la. Badan tetap macam gajah)
Me: eh... you say my body like elephant, like your body so skinny like that
(Umi cakap badan kakak macam gajah, abeh badan umi kecik ke)
Mum: Eh hello. I already give birth to 5 kids. You give birth already anot. Haven't right
(Eh hello. Aku dah beranak lima. Kau dah beranak belum? Belumkan!)

On my clothes
Mum: you everyday go school wear same clothes, no one complain ah
me: eh people no money right to buy new clothes
mum: aiyah. just wear mine la. your size same like mine anyways

mum vs me
2: 0

seee. i've been tolerating this nonsense from young know. How to end up normal like this

me: Can you start working or something
mum: tired la
me: tired from what? You've been on the bed since morning!
mum: eh you think give birth to 5 children easy isit!

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mike. my youngest sibling now dah 12 years old siol.