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Reasons why I can't be a teacher.

I speak without thinking (haha. don't I always)

raiyan : kakak, what's ''tahu takper'' ?
me : erms.. something that's obvious.. macam.. obvious ah.. like you know nevermind.. eh you're not supposed to learn this from me..
raiyan : everyone in my school saying la. so nevermind
me: i know la. but im your teacher. cannot teach you this nonsense.
raiyan: tahu takper

haha. cheeky boy

and they live in some cottage on a hill. and birds actually flew IN their house! mike!

me: why in the world are there birds in your house!
raiyan : oh they like to fly in.. I've always wanted to touch one..
me (WITHOUT THINKING. IT'S LIKE FREAKING REFLEX I TELL YOU)
: you got your own bird what. touch la.

THEN TEROS AKU TER-FROZE SIAK. cause i just realise how horrible it sounded.

me: oh damnit. eh sorry2. i didnt mean anything
raiyan: hehe.

me: astaghfirullah. omygod. omygod.

the parents were out at that time tho.
shit la. i tell you. confirm kena fired if they know sia.

abeh the adik. bukan main punyalah kurang ajar
this family got like 3 cats and 5 freaking kittens.
aku bilang korang. setiap kali sebelum g rumah dorang, aku banyak istighar semua tau.
next time im taking tuition assignments first thing im gona ask is 'got cats anot?'

nayli : kakak, why you don't like cats?
me : allergy sayang. serious.
nayli : they not scary la. they very cute
me : erms. if you say so... but i got allergy right...
nayli : if you not allergic, will you like cats
me: no.
nayli : dogs?
me : no?
nayli : you don't like animals?!
me : no!
nayli : then, you don't like yourself eh?

great minds eh. equating me to an animal. well done. cikgu mana ajar kau ni. hahahaha

reasons why I should be a teacher
raiyan : kakak, look.
then he shows me his latest malay test paper

83/90

wah. i tell you. got this welling up of pride feeling in my chest bodoh. (eh to jump from 44/90 to 83/90 no easy feat k) hahaha

then he gave me this cheeky grin, (and he got dimple some more!) and said 'thank you kakak'

awwww. SWEEET KAN NI BUDAK.
kalau dia 10 years older, dah lama aku sangkut dia.
hahaha