work. work. work.

so these 3 months...
I'll be working my ass off. hahaha. to get my damn license and a bike. please make my 21st birthday wish come true. hahaha.

and hello. aku is no longer budak burger king. tu zaman silam sia. haha.
skg budak videoezy ;) haha kerja lepak ttm. haha.
but still, in every customer service line, confirm got some customers.... yang otak macam letak kat pantat kind.

case #1
customer walks in to the counter carrying the dvd
'excuse me, this one original or pirated one ah?'
mike. soalan.. mintak kena cepuk..

case #2
all dvds will have the duration of the movie, code of region, subtitles all the information la. pasted on the back of the casing.
so this gundu pointed to the information and can stillll ask
'how long is this movie? 102 minutes ah?'
'102 minutes ma'am'
'is it in english'
'english ma'am'
'is there chinese subtitles'
'got chinese subtitles ma'am'

questions all macam tak perlu kan. can read right woman.

and seriously. when you're holding the damn dvd, means it is the damn movie la! wahlao.
3 times in a week,
holding the dvd
'excuse me. this movie out already ah?'
mikeee!

case #3
we need to layan calls also..
so there was this indian man calling
'hai, is there an outlet in the east?'
'yea.. simei and whitesands, but the whitesands is a franchise outlet' (sumpah aku tak paham makna franchise. haha)
abeh dia berbual-bual, aku bored aku pun layan ah.
abeh at the end,
'by the way ah, what's your name ah?'
'erms.. khairunisa..'
'khairunisa, you have a really nice voice. have you tried entering a singing competition, i think can win one'
(HAHAHA AT THIS POINT IN TIME, AKU WAS ROLLING MY EYES SIAK. HAHA'
'erms.. no laa. don't have nice voice'
'then your face must be pretty as well right'
(HAHAHAH TIME PART NI AKU DAH KETAWA TERBAHAK SIAK. HAHAHAHAHA'
'are you okay khairunisa? you're coughing isit? get some rest soon. thank you khairunisa'
aku teros hang up.
HAHAHAHHA MIKEEEEEEEEEEEE!

and my boss bastard ttm betol. haha
'eh you 3 months no internship or anything ah?'
'erms. no ah. why?'
'then you took off from 25th june till 8th july, still need anot?'
'erms.. no ah. don't need ah. why'
'wah no need go already ah. good. can work more for me. i attach you to novena and bukit timah there can'

eh sial ah. aku dah la tinggal pasir ris, might as well suro aku kerja pat malaysia lagi mulia kan.
rokok sana lagi murah pun. hahaha.

ok dah. tempat ni dah berhabuk pun.



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kawan mintak kena rembat
'khai, kau sedar tak kalau kau publicise event, kdg2 orang tanak dtg pasal kau ada'
eh siaaal.
hahaha.