Kurang Ajar Maintain

'eh prof aku dari India sia. Dia lagi putih sei dari aku'
'don't mean to burst your bubble. but everyone memang fairer than you'

minah bawah blok flipping thru my SN2234 Gender in South Asia notes
'eh you learn about India for what? Change major ah? I tot u Malay Studies'
'Nirah ah ask me take this module. Rabak siak need to memorise their names all. siapa siol nak layan'
'sekali-sekala belajar pasal hometown kau, okay what'

minah step lebih mulia daripadaku
'eh kau celebrate raya kan?'
'eh babi. aku puasa satu bulan tu apa bodoh'
'oh ingat deepavali jek. besok raya pakai sari or baju kurung'

'eh u really becoming prison warden ah?'
'okay what. can make the prisoners inside become future husband'
'eh tactic good ah. but won't you be taking care of female prisoners then..'

5 minutes of thinking

'nevermind ah. confirm got male toilet cleaner or sth right'
'if u want to find cleaner, bawah blok also can find bodoh. work inside prison no use sia'


'eh my timetable gerek know, everyday finish at 4pm'
favourite minah 'alah rumah jauh pun tak guna. Aku abis kul 6pm, suspek aku sampai rumah lagi siang dari kau'