Perangai Melayu Tahap Maksima

Perangai Melayu #1
- We are very far-minded (haha berfikiran jauh) when it comes to food.

E.g
Sunday
Nirah 'eh nanti hari thursday nak makan pat Nasi Lemak stall?'
me 'mike. planning maintain can? niari baru sunday'

Monday night
Nirah 'khaiiiii. nanti thursday makan banmian pat vivocity boleh? pleaseeeeee'
me 'astaghfirullah. nanti thursday boleh plan what'

Wednesday morning
Nirah 'eh nevermind. Let's go Ameen. I craving for their mee goreng'
me 'OI POMPUAN! NANTI BESOK DISCUSS LA. MYGAWD!'

Perangai Melayu #2
- We like to harp on the past (Mengungkit zaman silam haha)

Week 2 of school
me 'alamak nirah. aku menyesal siak amek ni module ngan kau'

Week 3 of school
me 'alamak nirah. kalau aku tahu aku amek level 3 of SEA Gender la sia'

Week 4 of school
me 'eh sial ah. aku tak paham kenapa aku amek ni module siaaa'

week 5 of school
me 'eh alamak. I wasted 1000 points bidding for this module for you sia'

nirah 'khai, can you just shut up and stop complaining. DAH 5 MINGGU SIA! UNGKIT JE!'

Perangai Melayu #3
- We lose track of time too easily

Emcee 'and today marks 28th of Syawal....'
me 'SIOL! DAH 28 DAYS?! Bila syawal abis! i thought still got 1 week left'
B 'kau ikut calendar mana ni. kan dah nak abis'
me 'aku belum abis puasa enam aku :('
B 'tu niat kau simpan utk next year sudah. asal first 3 weeks tanak buat'
me 'uzur ah'
B 'DENGAR2 UZUR 3 MINGGU AH. BANYAK CANTIK PUKI KAU DARAH'


tuition kid 'cher, why you everytime come late ah'
me 'oh you notice ah? i thought you don't notice one. rilek ah. janji i come sudah :D'
tuition kid 'why not you try to adjust your watch half an hour early. so you won't be late anymore'

yea. sedih right. budak primary 6 yang ajar aku.

Perangai Melayu #4
- We tend to reify instead of deconstruct/defy the stereotypical views of Malays.

E.g #1
lecturer 'okay class. Form groups of 5'

all the malays in class quickly scramble to form one group
me 'eh sial ah. macam mana lah orang tak cakap kita tak suka integrate ngan orang lain'
b 'eh takper la. cepat tulis nama!'

Perangai Melayu #5
We Love Cats

stop asking what happened to my allergy
some shit heal by itself k :3