Perangai basket maintain

'eh kau masih kerja video ezy? Ke dah quit?'
'aku nak quit. Abeh boss aku up gaji aku pulak. How to say no like that. Haha'
'kerja kau setakat tgk wayang pun nak increase gaji kau? Berapa skg?'
'$1 increase ah. 5.50-6.50'
'abeh bangga ah? hahah is that your biggest accomplishment so far?'

'eh panas sial niari'
'ehh. Ni baru panas dunia. Nanti panas akhirat macam mana'
'HAHAA. Kau takmo perangai PSA'
'apa sia tu. port singapore authority'
'perangai step alim'

'eh you all not celebrating halloween?
'celebrate for what. We got khai already. Enough la'

A 'eh why you cough until like that?'
B 'TB kot'
A'suspect lung cancer'
B 'dying soon ah khai? Bila nak taubat'

AND DID I MENTIONED THAT ALL MY TUITION IS FINISHEDDDD WOHOOO MORE FREE EVENINGS NOWW HAHA. NO MORE TRAVELLING TO HERE THERE AND TAHAN-ing the insults from my budak tuition

Me 'eh so today the last time i teaching you know'
Tutee #1 'huh.. Really? I thought december we preparing for psle?'
Me 'alamak. Why you potong stim and remind me one'
tutee 'what's potong stim?'

When ajaring tutee #2 malay
'okay. Seandainya saya main hide and seek, saya harus sembunyikan diri. Apa maksud sembunyi?'
'cher, if you play hide and seek, conferm i can catch you fast one'

HAHAHHAHA SIAL TRYING TO SAY I FAT RUN SLOW RIGHT

tapi besttt i complain to my friend, she was like
'eh but you black what. Shouldnt it be harder?

'k what's mangsa in malay?'
'mango'
'mango bapak kau. Victim la! Manggo is mangga'

'what's lindungi'
'dont know... '
'pro....'
'protest!'
'protect la! Ish'

Dah dah i shant feel guilty over the kids results ah. Hahaha

tutee #3 and #4 brought me a card thanking me. SO SWEET KAN.
and then got 'ps. we hope you can teach us next year'
ALAMAK AKU BARU NAK HOOORAY HOORAY SIAA. haha.
nvm la.
NOVEMBER IS HERE BITCHES.

shit la. i hate this part right here.