re-used cheesy lines

Hello.
A : Eh I'm buying you a huge kipas for your birthday
B : Birthday aku ogos bodoh. And aku dah ada aircon pat rumah.
A : But I'm your biggest fan
B : Oh my holy...

A : You want zippo lighter?
B : haha. I thought you want me to quit smoking
A : But you light up my world like nobody else
B : O.M.G..... -.-'

A : You
B : Apa kau nak
A : You kenal Su?
B: Siapa siak Su? Pompuan mana pulak ni?
A : Sudikah awak menemani saya menonton Legenda Budak Setan 2 end of Nov?

5 minutes later
B : OH. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. MAMPOS. RABAK SIAK.