I say Bang, you say Cock

What happens when friends who make fun of you on a normal basis, stays with you 24/7 for 4 straight days?

They literally make fun of you 24/7, only stopping during sleeping. Sial. even seconds before nak tidor pun sempat nak make fun!!!

Day 1: Shopping Heaven
Okay, for a girl who hates shopping, I have to admit that Jatujak/Chatuchak is like.. paradise. hahaha
zul 'khai, arent you supposed to be squealing at all the cheap stuff you can buy here'
me 'oh eh. oooh. entah. i hate crowded places ah'

bought new clothes
hazimah 'berapa baju kau beli'
me 'tiga helai ah. and one dress.'
hazimah 'TIGA JEK? mikee. tu satu plastic bag pun boleh sumbat. '
me 'for monday, weds, friday. cukup ah'

Day 2: Wax Museum
Finally met my Bieber.. I was in heavens for 5 seconds.
Before the next idiot wanted to take picture with him also.
And we rode the TukTuk. hahaa. COOL SIOL! hahaha.
The driver seriously tak sayang nyawa kind.

Day 3: The Day a Thai Lady gave me an Oil massage
hahaha. er. okay.... So aku was confifuck nak buat oil massage
'eh serious. aku rasa aku gemuk pasal banyak angin ah. so kena urut the angin keluar'
'khai, takmo deceive yourself. you just ate 3 plates just now. tu babat, bukan angin'

So an hour before the 8pm oil massage
Zul was creating jokes ah! basket!

'khai kau tak takut nanti orang picit kau, dia tak boleh jumpa tulang kau. 'mana si tulang dia ni, aku picit-picit tak cari-cari pun'

'khai, kau tanak gi gym dulu. Ada satu jam lagi ni. Go lose 1kg first'

'Khai, kau tengok dia bawak satu botol minyak. aku rasa, satu botol untuk satu kaki kau'

'khai, ingat tau nanti massage 1 jam je. You might not feel anything la, pasal banyak sangat insulation kan'

HAHAHA
abeh time masuk the place, aku was mofo nervous.
cause i realise we all need to strip. hahahaha
then zul was in the room beside me, syazwan and syazrin in the other room

'eh zul, kena bukak semua eh?'
'ye la! abeh! nak letak minyak pat baju kau?'
'like literally semua? seluar dalam and coli also?'
'omygod yes!'
'huh! i was not expecting this'

thai lady 'SHHH!'

hahahahahahah

so she massaged me loh. semua.
traumatised.

Day4
Dah balik.