me 'eh the cars keep honking at me sia'
nisha 'u put the 'honk if you think I'm hot' sticker. confirm no one honk anymore'
athirah 'no la. maybe got people honk ah. got helmet to cover the face'
angelyn 'or lorry of banglas also have'
angelyn 'everyone after JC lost weight...
except you'
athirah 'eh maintain k makan this cheesecake'
amalina jumary 'khai, i swear, if you ever get into polis, i actually fear for Singapore's security. Security is the ONLY thing we have here u know.'
athirah 'alah khai confirm nampak robbery also, won't chase after the person one'
AND PLEASE AH. NOTE TO ALL FRESH GRADUATES WHO WILL BE GRADUATING
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU DO NOT FUCKING DO ON YOUR INTERVIEW
If you screwed up your Alevel General Paper, which prompted the interviewee to ask
'What's wrong with your english? From an A2 for Olevel and E for GP'
DO NOT
i repeat
DO NOT CASUALLY SHRUG YOUR SHOULDERS AND SAY
'i still got into NUS what'
TU PERANGAI SIAL.
yes aku is a sial. and aku mengaku.
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