Different Types of Tinah's Pillion

'Tinah siapa?'

'Nama motor aku ah'

'asal Tinah'

'Pasal Siti Nur Justinah Binte Muhammad Bieber, that's why' 

Type 1 - Sikit-sikit-pun-takot type

'eh aku takot ah. first time naik motor' 

'k aku will ride reallly slow k. Kau baca al-fatihah, yassin semua. Insyallah okay' 

ni type orang yang nak break their motorcycle virginity, tetapi dasar penakut. 

Most of my tudung juniors would fall under this type. heh. 

Type 2- The Memekak-Nak-Mampos

ni kes confiden naik motor sampai mulut pun on macam enjin Tinah

do you know, i can't hear anything when i put on my helmet. haha. so no. don't talk when you become my pillion k. i need to tumpukan perhatian on the road 

example luqman 

'eh khai, ada kereta belakang kau'

ni statement nampak sah tak perlu kan. jalan raya mana takder kereta sak

'aku tahu la. ni 2nd lane pe. dia nak cepat, dia g 1st lane ah' 

'eh khai g kiri' 

'eh khai pusing sini, pusing sini' 

ABEH BOLEH BUAL PANJANG LAGI ya allah. 

'eh khai ada polis slow down sikit'

'eh bacin. ni tinah takkan kena for overspeeding la. underspeeding mungkin boleh ah. diam sak. aku tinggalkan kau tepi highway baru tau' 

Type 3 - The rilek-one-corner-asalkan-sampai-destinasi-dengan-selamat

Taufiq is one example. rilek je. diam je. 

maybe i should consider bringing masking tape for my pillions ah if they bising.

Type 4 - Tinah-So-Slow-Sampai-Aku-Boleh-Tertido

i don't quite fathom how the fuck anyone can actually tertdo as a motorcycle pillion.

but it happened. and not once. 

'oi. kau tdo ke per?'

'eh sorry ah. kau slow sangat ah. aku tertdo ah.' 

Type 5 - The sikit-sikit-enthu

ni nak naik pun excited

pakai helmet pun excited 

aku belok pun excited

aku ride over a hump pun excited 

i wasn't even riding above 40km/hr and this pillion can go 'wheeeee' 

haahah

Type 6 - The I'm-going-to-manoeuvre-your-bike-for-you

Tinah is like.. 95kg

I is like.. near that ah. hahaha

and my pillion's weight with me confirm dah lebih dari Tinah's weight pe. 

so ni pillion will actually swerve his body such that the entire bike will move. 

hais. kes tak sayang nyawa

and maybe cause I'm always sesat hahaha

Type 7 - The-Aku-Tak-Bilang-OrangTua-Aku,So-Takyah-Drop-Aku-Bawah-Blok

eh please eh. korang naik motor aku, pls tell your parents k. dapat restu sikit. kalau no, means no la k. 

nanti apa2 terjadi siapa kena tanggung, aku jugaaa

aku got too much of my own dosa to tanggung, takmo tambahkan k.

Type 8 - The-Suka-Kutuk-Tinah-Type

ATHIRAH AND NIRAH FALLS UNDER THIS CATEGORY HAHA IRRITETEK

NAMA JE MEMBERS, TAPI KUTUK MEMBER SENDIRI

'eh wait I have to put my parking coupon' 

'eh pls eh. parking warden tgk motor kau pun, dorang close one eye la. siapa heran pasal fino kau' 

'eh, is Tinah's speed like proportional to your walking speed, why so slow siak'

'EH SIAL DAH BAIK AKU NAK HANTAR KAU, KAU TURUN SKG' 

so there you go. haha.