SCHOOOOOOOOL
well
school has been a blast
especially when you're going to school with a bimbo
HAHAHAHAH
kidding ah beb (aiya she rarely reads blogs anyways... so kutuk diaaaaa hahaha)
oh yea first day of school no school rite. did i tell you
i happily thought im going to learn chinese
padahal pat IVLE they wrote don't have
stupid sia khai
waste $5 on transport only
hahahahah

conversations on transport to school

khai: eh u all got try this new route anot..
angie: which one
khai: go take 81 then go kovan, drop at harbor front, take 10 to fass or 963 to fos.
angie: how long that one
khai: duno ahh. but around 1hr30mins.. better than waiting all the way to buona vista.. hahaha.

as angie and waner were deep in thought in this new route
khai: but horh i got a solution for all this problem..

silence

khai: GET A DAMN CAR LAAAA. WAHLAO U ALL. TAKE LICENSE AND BUY CAR LA. I PAY FOR OIL. amacammm?
nirah: okay okay. tmr i buy
(hahaha this one standard answer know)
angie: u think car cheap isit. $10 $20..
khai: okay wad u all... hahaha eh my family different kay. if i got money also i will buy lohhh


another one
nisha: eh i was thinking of renting hostel or hall ah next sem.. u all wana chip in
angie: can la. then whoever want to use just use la
khai: eh i dun mind sia. one night i pay $10 enough right..
angie: go die la u.
khai: but i think rite. the easiest way... is GET A DAMN CAR LAAAA.
hahahahahahahahaha

ni melayu nyer
nas: eh kau naik bus 81 abeh drop pat harbour front dari kovan?
khai: ah ah. lagi baik ah. pasal bas ader tempat duduk per. mrt mcm sempit gitu.
nas: ohhhh kk.
khai: tapi kan aku ader satu cadangan
nas: haha aper dia
khai: korang beli kereta, kita tumpang. AMACAMMMMM

ATHIRAH'S HALL
eh her room ah.
masyallah.
it has only been like what, a month?
and her room macam kandang babi to the max. sumpah dokkkk. baju all everywhere,chair, katil, behind the door.

nirah: (in a bimbotic manner. haha) eh wait. if her clothes all outside, WHAT'S INSIDE THE WARDROBE??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
wadthefuck u want me to say. a dead body?!?!

in writing a letter of appeal to the head or sth
nirah: eh tolong aku tulis ah khai
khai: kk. kau tulis heading dia.. 'dear sir...'
nirah: eh wait, how u know its a man...
khai: huh?
nirah: abeh kau tulis sir aje! ma'am dia mana
khai: SABAR LA BODOH. MIKE!

rah was introducing us to her hallmates
rah: this is khai from kenya
HER FREN ACLY REPEATED WAD SHE SAID
sarah: ohkay.. khai from kenya.
rah: this is nirah from lostworld (eh wad u say ah. lostworld ke bimboland?)
sarah: nirah from where?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and nirah was sleeping the whole time athirah was attacking her of her bimboness
sarah: eh they really attacking you leh
nirah: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
athirah: U SEE! STILL CAN SLEEP!
nirah: i lazy to layan u all laaa.

NUS WOMEN'S SOCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
so me yap angie waner went for the trial/selection
COOL BODOH.
I WAS THE ONLY BROWN/BLACK ONE
HAHAHA
it was a sea of white and yellow
khai: eh im the only malay ah
yap: (looks around) yea i think so ah
coool or waddddd
it was okay la. cuma.. training during fasting month is seriously challenging dok
lucky trainings on weekdays is like 7pm-9pm
I KNOW RITE. HOW TO SEE ME DURING NIGHT. HAHAHAHA
the captain still can say 'oh wear black for next training'
angie: are u sure. then how to see khai..

then SATURDAY WAS FRIENDLY AGAINST NGEE ANN POLY.
hahaha 1-1
kos we were playing three 30mins. then first half hannah from hci played then second half i played then third half was the senior laa. but coach asked me to sub her. basket tau.
aku let in satu goal. mike. potong stim to the maxx only know.
then got this y2 senior
I SWEAR SHE'S LIKE
SHEHZADEE + SURIANI = HER (her name azlin ah aku rasa)
hahaha she small size like suriani. KECIK KECIK CILI PADI DOKK. HER KICKS ARE LIKE POWER TO THE MAXXXXX macam suriani laa
she reminds me of shehz kos they're both indian-blood malay muslim
COOL RITEEE

khai: eh. u fasting ah?
azlin: er yeaa
khai: are u malay?
azlin: er.. mix indian blood ah
khai: boleh cakap melayu kan?
a: eh boleh boleh
khai: eh asal sini tak banyak melayu ah
a: NUS mmg tak bnyk per..
khai: banyak juga per. fass berlambak dok
a: ohh. tapi dorang tak main bola kind
k: oh ahh ahh. potong stim kan.

HAHAHAHAH
sumpah she's like 'wadtheheck this girl doing here' haha

oh oh and coach arasu only going to select 10 of the freshies for the tournaments this year. :( aku damn scared. hahah kos it kinda determines whether i wana join soccer anot

oh oh btw
saturday me angie waner nisha came
3 CAME LATE HAHAHA
TYPICAL MERIDIAN SOCCER GIRLS ATTITUDE SIA. esp nisha laaa still can lepak one corner. mike!

then i overheard the seniors commenting on meridian soccer girls this year alot joining NUS soccer
then aku was glaring at them ah. one of them turned her head, and noticed me.
smiled at me and whispered back to her friend 'eh this one meridian know'
and sweetly asked me 'hai. what's ur name? what school u from?'
kental dah tahu abeh tanya perhal
k: meridian jc
senior: oh. how many of your friends joining us?
khai: 4 ONLY WAD!
HAHAHA
belum join dah nak cari pasal.

hahaha
eh aku really miss burger king ah
speaking of which

BURGER KING NUS JUST CALLED ME THE OTHER DAY! WOOOTS!