OlympNUS was probably the bestest camp i have ever been to.
Honestly, i was totally apprehensive and wary of coming to this muslim/malay camp. hahaha

guess what though...i had the most sincere fun ever since post alevels. And truth be told, i was kind of sad on the last day of camp. All i thought was 'wow. 4 days passed by just like that, and i actually survived'

so anyways. my group (sikyon) we won best group! hahaha we kept winning ah. hahaha macam boring gitu. HAHAHA KIDDING LAAA. anyways. most of the games were like the sporty kind. ahaha and the other nus girls all mcm non-sporty kind. so yea.

anyways. first day was the morning after world cup finale. hahaha after my soccer exco came over my hse to watch. hahaha they all kept saying my hse damn clean and nice. padahal, its because tak bnyk perabot rumah la kan. hahahaha

i didnt sleep sia that whole night. then after that, went straight to nus. my faci (faci is like OGL like that laaa) kept saying 'behind cheers, at yih' like wadthefuck is yih siaaa. hahaha apparently is yusof isyak hall ahh
so went there in my orange shirt. bawa beg dua sia...

i should have followed my gut instinct to come late laa. hahah wah lao reached there at 8:20am. not many ppl sia.. mike. smsed rah still can say 'oh at home ahh' hahahaha
saw hilma tho. she in pink grp.
and aminah, nas, fadhilah, safiah. neni. hahaha
abeh arnd 10am got into our grps all. hahah the two hosts damn fucking funny. one of them indian muslim. haha i swear indians are the funniest laa. can i marry one pls. just make me laugh my whole life can liaox.

'as they say in ancient greece assalamualaikum wrb' hahaha kos the theme of the camp is olympics mahs..
then went play ice-breaking games. all of them mcm shocked when i just said my name is khai.

'khai? isnt that a guy's name?'
'khairunisa la... just call me khai ahh'
'oh yeaa'
mike bimbo

so my grp got one rj touch rugby girl amelina, medicine nyer budak dok!. hahah
one jjc girl-syafiqah, nursing. one tpjc girl-ain, nursing. another ain. mjc nyer. and one super cute guy (hahah whoops) ridzuan.

my two fuckingtastic facis-irna (she damn pretty knowww) and walid (haha he fucking funny also siaaa. hahaha)

so first day okay ah

LOTS OF RUNNING THO. IRRITATING TO THE MAX. KOS THE GAMES ALA AMAZING RACE. mike... run here run there. eh rily. i lost weight ah i think. my belt now can go third hole. hahahahaha
then explore all the fucking school. sialah. the architecture of nus all. mintak kena sepak sak muka. serious. korang masuk nus korang paham ah eh.

third day was the best and the worst ah i think
kos we need to go pulau ubin. sial ah aku cakap ngan kau. lari sana sini everywhere. hahaha
but then we went changi beach!! haha that one damnnn coool!! haha
kos we won all the games! frisbee la, human foosball la, captains ball and something ah. hahah baik ah siaa.

walid: eh sportswoman ah u.

hahah biasa ah. hahaha

k anyways. my team members love playing charade whenever we had to wait for the games and stuff. mike. i cant believe i enjoyed playing charades now. hahahah

kk. i want to post funny convo

amelina

A: khai, can i ask u sth? but u must answer honestly k?
k: er.. okay.. wad?
A: u love justin bieber isit?
k: er... alamak. why u ask. obvious ah.. hahahah (padahal my message tone is justin bieber baby and i was blasting baby throughout the camp)

k: kk. but u dont tell everyone ah. i got reputation to maintain know.

hahahaha

oh yea. then i kept forgetting her name ahh. hahaha
k la i also stupid. she told us to call her M. haha mike. one letter name also cannot remember. khai u stupid or wad.
so i just called her the rj girl ah

k: eh.. eh fuck.. wads her name ah.. eh panggil budak rj tu.. suro dia g letak botol semua sana
a: omg. khai. ure horrible. u rmb me as the rj girl?
k: er. yea la. hahaha
a: haiz...

hahaha she actually sighed sia. nabei.

ridzuan lagi best
k: eh kau innocent giler eh?
r: tak sgt la...
k: heh? kau hisap?
r: er no
k: dadah?
r: no!
k: masuk jel?
r: no laaa.
k: innocent ah kirakan.
r: no la.. i mean i do have my flaws..
k: eh? like wad?
r: oh. i make fun of ppl..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOKE AH BUDAK NI.
but rily. he so innocent. hahaha. u know this muslim camp is wayyyy different from sports camp. hahaha
boy cannot touch girl kind. which is kinda cool ah. hahah esp when ridzuan play games with us. hahahah cute la he..
but i teaching him to be bad boy ah. hahaha. so his saham can naik. hahaha

irna: he looks like wentworth miller from prison break.
yess. dats how hot mr macho is.
yea he won mr macho. baik kapa!!!

irna damn lepak nak mampos. which is quite cool of her ah. rily. but she too lepak ah. hahah kadang2 aku mcm nak rembat her face to see whether she still awake or not. hahahahaha
and she finds the penguin joke damn funny.
kos i told her im like a penguin ah. black outside. but my stomach and thighs considered white ah. then she couldnt stop laughing sia...

k: eh serious! i can show u sia (starts to angkat baju)
irna: eh nvm nvm.. hahaha. i want to see. but i dont want. hahaha
k: kk. after i get hot bod i show u la k'



OH OH AND TEACHING THEM MINAHSPEAK WAS THE BEST. HAHAHAHA

potong stim
amelina: eh khai. sini la. potong stim la kau.

pause

khai: eh is that the first time u used potong stim
a: yea. omg....
khai: HAHAHA YESSS!!! baik laa!!

mcm paham
khai: eh korang jgn macam paham bleh tak

by the second day everyone was using mcm paham in our grp. hahahaha

and i taught them the o cheer. hahaha
the EH EH EH AHHH. hahahahaha

then when we went our separate ways today
khai: eh apa2 picit ah k
everyone laughs
khai: aper sial..
walid: cheyy.. picit sei..

hahaha

after the whole thing walid told us to go one round and just say sth abt the camp ah.

irna cried. AWWWWW. SWEET RITE. hahah but i like to kacau her abt being fucking lepak. eh dia lepak2 otak dia cepat sia. GPA 4POINTER DOK. mikeee
she called us kids tho. basket.

yang part amelina tu mcm siak sikit.

amelina 'and also. this camp has definitely made me realised that no matter wad our backgrounds are, we can still be friends. for instance khai. under normal circumstances, i wouldnt even talk to her. if i see her outside also, i wouldnt want to make friends with her.'

basket. want to make example also. no need use my name ahh.

walid 'amelina took my words right out of my mouth. like when i first hear khai saying vulgarities i was like this girl how old already still want to maki here maki there. but we all know inside she very soft one.'

basket know u all..

kk i fucking tired ah.
whoever read this whole thing.
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