wida: eh kau tahu tadi on the way here ader satu banner.. 'take a picture with a friend of a different race and stand to win a prize' untuk racial harmony day ah.
khai: ohhh.. okayy..

wida: aku nak gambar ngan kau.. confirm menang.

bastard

coach: eh nuriah, i think we have to change our bibs. u all wear, loook like the construction worker u know
nisha: for khai okay wad. her boyfriend works as one..
khai: eh thanks ahh
coach: haha nvm la. construction workers all hardworking.

basket.

khai: eh i lazy to buy new clothes all sia.. the reason why i want to work at nus bk, is cause i can wear my uniform to work. save money sia. i got 5 uniforms lehs. one for one day.
des: eh imagine sia u go lecture later the lecturer say 'eh hello excuse me. u wrong place ah?' then u say 'no ah. im a student here'
khai: hahahahah! cool rite...
des: hahahah imagine u go then the students all thought got delivery service or wad. hahahaha

after training that time i tired ah. then i duno why. random ah, i was beating my stomach. hahahaha

des: eh can make drum already ah. hahahaha. the tempo loud ah.

jeraldine: no ah. can do trampoline on her stomach already.

des i miss your nonsense bodoh...


soccer girls sleeping over my place for world cup finals!
hahahaha.

oh oh. then just now got this nus girl called me abt the camp on monday

irna: u do know the time to report rite?
me: ah yea 830am kan?
irna: erms.. yess
me: eh why so early.. morning got world cup finals sia...
irna: hahaha oh yes. then monday u just rest alot la. btw do u know ur way here?
me: er. acly no ahh..
ira: where do u live?
me: pasir ris siol.
irna: huh. where?
me: pasir ris.
irna: wow. that's really far..
me: tahu takper.
irna: er. okay.. (she said sth ah. i was doing burger when she called me sia. hahaha) i think she told me the directions but i totally forgot.
irna: and rmb to wear orange okay. so i'll see u?
me: ah k. bayek. selamat eh..


notice how she never once spoke malay to me...

malay camp kebabai.