NUS BURGER KING
harlow
anyways
today was my third day
quite cool ah
here are some conversations with my beloved customers/schoolmates/profs/staff

customer1: hey, can i have a.. (comes closer) arent u a student here?
khai: ah yea.. kau budak olympnus kan (you were from the olympnus camp rite)
c1: haha yea... wah can multitask ah u
khai: abeh, saper nak bayar schoolfees aku semua (abuden, then who want to pay for me)

customer2: hey! (waves) you're from my malay tutorial class arent you
k: yeaps. hahahah

customer3: hey! what are you doing here? i didnt know you work here

angie: eh can get free food

HAHAH KANASAI THIS 4TH CUSTOMER.

OH AND PLEASE
dont order the ice-cream shit from me
i duno how to do la sia
duno how many we had to waste kos i do all wrong
mikeeeee

abeh gaji tetap mcm puki


oh oh
and guess who ordered from me la sia

the PHILO lecturer la sia
the botak angmoh one
eh sial ah
he damn short ah
hahahahahahahaha

i want to like say to him 'ah excuse me ah. can u drop ur module and give everyone a b plus.'

b for boleh lepak laaa

my work people okay la
got two minah. hahaha
one of the minah ah. mintak muka kena tampar. that one another story la k
one of the minah's mother also working
hahah
family bonding ke per
bring your whole family down better rite

eh but good know work in the morning
means i have to get out of the house by 6am to reach nus at 8am
satu minggu first time aku tak miss solat subuh
BAIK PER BK!
(k tu je la kebaikan bk selama ni)

OI RAISE MY PAY LAA CIBAI


SENDING SHEHZHADEE OFF TO LIVERPOOL/LONDON/GLASGOW (k where u gg ah acly)
HAHA
ONLY ME AND SITI WENT
HAI SITI
LAMA TAK NAMPAK U SIA
AT LAST WE MEET AH
unlike some people
live at kent ridge hall, like migrate to NUS already sia
ppl call ppl sms never reply at all (EH IT RHYMES)
then when ppl call at evening, u know wad time she called back
ONE IN THE FREAKING MORNING
MIKEEEE
so much for your 'dont drift away'
eh u prepare script for me and siti. hari raya, month of seeking forgiveness

HAI SHEHZ
HOPE U LAND SAFELY K
MUAX MUAX
FASTER COME BACK LIAOX
hahah
padahal baru pergi

AND GUESS WHO WE BUMP TO
elizabeth
HAI ELI
HAHA
SEE U ON MONDAY FOR SUNIG!

MERIDIAN SOCCER GIRLS FTW

hahah seriously nothing beats my MSG la. be it seniors or (some) juniors.
hahahahahahaha

and you


YOU THINK YOU PLAY IN CLUB YOU BIG ISITTTTTTTTTTTTT
CHAOCIBAI

EH AH EH AH TAK TAKUT TAK TAKUT

kk change lyrics to english

EH AH EH AH WE NO SCARED WE NO SCARED
(english kau haprak ah khai. )

k
off to my philo readings.
who the fuck cares abt hedonism siakkk
gasak dorang la saper pikir aper
no need think deep deep one

(ten mins later conferm sleeping one)

k off to bed ya'll!