so yesterday morning had training
again 73oam mike
macam nak bunuh je tu budak yang plan pagi2 buta

then me waner angie went to eat with the seniors

k: oi got halal food anot
yiting: got laa
waner: got vegetarian food anot
yiting: got laa

hahah i think rite MSG damn mafan to eat outside tgt one
need to find halal food, veggie food la..

i told waner to eat grass she dun wan to listen.

angie: eh no pork, means halal rite
k: noooo. acly i duno ah. i just look out for the halal sign.
angie: kental la u

mike. kena panggil kental siak

then we three went to donate blood
k: this one considered a good deed rite
waner: yes whyyy
k: no ah. i need to atone my sins ah
waner: like that ah. u need to donate 10packs of blood

HAHAHAHA BASKET NYER BUDAK

so we mcm confifuck only
u know in the end wad happen
all three of us low in iron content
wahlao
travel all the way to the stupid outram place then kena rejected
alamak
potong stim to the max dokkkk

then i went home ah


so anyways i got new black jokes
from my mum ahh who else
so was watching suria gentaran hati or duno wad. yang ada hady mirza and that munah bagharib girl

mum: asal la si hady tak g malaysia. confirm laku nyer kalau pat sana. singapura ader haper.. (why didnt hady go to malaysia, confirm can be more 'sellable'
khai: gasak dia ah (his problem ah)
mum: no la.. he's handsome wad. and he's fair-skinnned. confirm alot of girls like him one. u see that syed azmir.. go malaysia. like disappear only..
khai: (stares dagger at her)

then credits were rolling
khai: eh that maimunah bagharib in nus tau.. i saw her several times
mum: rily? why u never try acting on television like her also (ponders a while) hahaha later audience watching your show think their tv all spoil only. can hear voice, cannot see face...

(hahah kau try ah masuk tv macam dia. takut penonton tgk kau nyer drama, dengar suara je, tak nampak muka. )
kuang asam