NUS SOCCER CAMP
WOOOOOOTTS

oh yea acly it wassnt exactly a camp ah
aku suspek pasal got friendly match in the mornin dats why we conveniently just slept at NUS

so anyways

FRIDAY NIGHT FRIENDLY AGAINST SPORTING WESTLAKE FC

ALAMAK KHAI
YOU'RE THE WORST GOALKEEPER EVER LA SIAAAAAAAA
TWO OWN GOALS

hahahahahaha need i say more
i felt like sinking to the ground know after the match
mikeee
hahaha

match started at 8pm finished around 940pm ah

tip #10 for aspiring mat/minah bola NUS

JANGAN HARAP NAK BALIK SIANG AH EHHH

anyways..
it was 2-0
I KNOW RITEE
COULD BE 0-0 KNOW
BUT NOOOOO
KHAI JUST HAD TO BE DUMB AND STUPID.
PFFT
THE second ball hit my face.

some soccer senior (SHIT IM BAD WITH NAMES. HAHAHAHA I RMB PPL BY CALLING THEM OTHER NAMES IN MY HEAD)
this senior i call her the memekak nak mampos one. hahahahah
: eh how ur face? (inspects it closer) eh like prettier ah now

CIBAIIIIII
HAHAHAHAHAH
why the ball never hit my gigi.
haha jadikan straight ah
takyah aku nak save duit untuk braces
$5000 sia mana nak cekau.
hahahahaha

then i went to work night cleaning at expo. nabei
this one stupid
JAAFAR LA
BODOH NAK MAMPOS
DIA KENA G LOCKUP
SIAL NYER JANTAN
BULAN PUASA MCM GINI PUN NAK CARIK PASAL.
satu minggu ah aku n boi kena merana buat kerja

ANNOUNCEMENT
ANYONE WANT TO WORK NIGHT CLEANING at expo? HEHEHEHE
permanent is $450/month
PREFERABLY IF HAVE OWN TRANPORT
the job damn easy
just clean only ah
timings if expo no event 8pm onwards
if got event 10pm onwards
then can hantar me home also. hahahahahhahaha

so then i went back home after that
was contemplating if i should go back NUS
tapi tahu la the midnight fare charge all
so i just went back home loh
supposed to be in school by 73oam

GUESS WAD TIME I WOKE UP
83OaM
ALAMAKKK
AKU DAHLAH PENAT

i was like if i go also i can only reach around like 11am loh
so i just rushed through ah
ahahahah
kul 9am i was waiting for bus
hahah
SATU JAM AKU KENA TAHAN TAHI AKU TERSENDAT PAT PANTAT AKU
ALAMAK.
aku dah lah cursing nus for being so far.

i think halfway thru my tahi mcm malas nak tunggu
it went back in ahh
hahahahahhahahah

by the time i come the friendly game against VJC ALUMNI pun dah abis

some senior (this one vice capt) : oi u think u star player ah. game finished then u come hahahahah

hahaha
then okay loh dats alll lo

hahaha
aku masih tak happy kenapa nus soccer womens team tak banyak melayu (HAHAH CUMA AKU AND AZLIN JE. AZLIN PUN TAK COUNTED. HAHAHAHA she really the type who will disassociate with malays one. basket
khai: eh azlin, try be minah la. i grooom u
azlin: the day i become minah is the day the world ends
SEE! WHAT KIND OF ATTITUDE IS THIS. TSK
BUDAK2 ZAMAN SKG. hahahahahahaha)
WHYYY
AKU BORED TAU LEPAK ONE CORNER SORANG2


OH OHHH
HARI TU PAT SEKOLAH
AKU NAMPAK SATU MINAH ORIGINAL NYER
MIKE
her bulu kening draw up gila
mekap tebal
pakai baju singlet

either she betol2 budak NUS or she sesat ah

gua tabik sama lu!! HAHAHAH
siak ah kau khai. org macam gini kau tabik perhal

next year i try k
shave my bulu kening, then draw up gila.
then pakai makeup ala geisha. hahah
pakai cat putih ah. hahah
aku letak bedak, tak melekat je.
then pakai push up/miracle bra
pasal tetek aku tak tumbuh2. bodoh betol
perut je membesar. (not pasal kena jolok la. pasal gemuk laa)
k next year ahh


some soccer senior: eh how to spell minah
another soccer senior: mina
another one: got h at the back

HAHAHAHAHAH
they all call me minah
macam nama aku gitu
basket kan