ola

eh
asal ah
SELIPAR AKU SELALU DI-MISTAKEN-KAN sebagai selipar yang dorang letak pat musollah (aku slalu g AS7 nyer)
dah brapa banyak kali sak jantan mana main amek jeee
kimak
hahahaha
selipar aku free ke per
hahahahah


budak jantan : eh erm. sorry i took ur slipper just now.. i thought its the musollah's one
cakap bahasa inggeris plak tu relak ah brudder
hahaha

takper2 amalkan selalu

I WANA BLOG ABOUT MY MODULES THAT I TAKE
in a minah way of course
bear with me aite


ISLAM AND CONTEMPORARY MALAY SOCIETY
well.
its about islam
well duhhhh khai. any idiot also know
but its in english, and.. er.. okay la
it opened my eyes big big about religion ah
why the heck i took it
kos... hahah i feel so guilty about being ignorant of my own religion
but quite cool ah
learn some stuff abt prophet muhammad
and all that
which i really don't know haha

minus point

MAK KAU... LECTURE BORING SIOL
AKU DAH BRAPER KALI TERTIDO. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sumpah aku rasa air liur semua terkeluar siol. hahah

ppl i know in this class
erm.
rizdwan mr macho
ni budak pun macam aku la
tak pernah print lecture notes hahahahahah
and that wida's fren who finds me scary
nama dia saper ahhhh
verdict: hahah apa2 doa je laaaa untuk exam

next up
MALAY-TRADITION, CONFLICT, CHANGE
erm..
okay ahhh
learn about our history and shit
hahahaha
seriously siol
some of the readings are like damn true and still applicable till today
like how malays are backward and shit.
hahahaha
takperla.
kita semua kayuh pelan2 k.
jangan sampai kiamat, tak sampai2 sua.

complaints?
erms.
tutorial mcm boring siol
main present present je
buat muka sardin step paham
padahal semua masuk kiri, keluar kanan
ada yang tak masuk langsung. hahahahahahah
verdict: im going to fail if i dont keep up with the readings
EH SERIOUSLY SIOL
AKU AMEK MODULE NI INGAT LEPAK KAN. HAHAHA
kater melayu
sekali
ahhhh AMEK KO SATU UBAT
BERLAMBAK PER READING
KALAU PRINT SEMUA, TERTANAM TAU AKU.

but i like the lectures
sit beside shafienas, fadhilah, nirah, aminah budak mjc all
hahahahaha
after lecture conferm got abs from the laughing. hahahahah

next
chinese 3
hahahaha
i look through the class list
got 30 students
im the only malay/muslim
one of 4 year one students
only singaporean
the rest all got wad nguyen at the back of the name
and indonesians, malaysians
hahah
got this guy from sweden
wahhhhh
damnnn hot laa sia
his face
omygod
god prolly created him on His good day.
hahahaha
really
half the time i kept staring at his blond hair,
his strong arms when he flexes them unknowingly,
the way he brush his lush blond hair aside,
those thin lips,
those chiselled features

and those piercing blue eyes


HAHAHAHHA OMG. KHAI. U FASTING ALL NOT COUNTED ALREADY LAAA HAHAHAH

oh oh
that time need to do pairwork
he turned behind and do with me la siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:)))))))))))))))))))))))
hahahahahahahah
verdict: hahaha the only lesson where i can tahan
and it helps that after my chinese, i have soccer trainings
so me love wednesdays very much :)

yay thank god i took chinese in secondary school hahahaha

oh and this last one
haiz
philosophy
go fuck urself laaaa
i got back my assigment
got 1 ONLY
as in my score is 1
hahahahah suspect kos he pitied me ah. so give 1 mark ah. hahaha
omg
verdict: WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE as of yet. HAHAHAHAHA

oh yes i dropped
MATHEMATICAL THINKING
kos it clashed with soccer trainings u see
lectures from 6pm-8pm (aku dah cakap dah, jgn harap nak balik siang bila dah jejak pat uni)
soccer 630pm
so it makes sense to drop this rite.

RIGHTTTT


so i was thinking
WHAT SHOULD NUS OFFER TO LOSERS LIKE ME
SO WE CAN HAVE A DECENT DEGREE

MINAH-LOGY 1101E
in this modules, we shall learn and grasp the true concept of being a minah
is just being a malay equivalent to being a minah
and what kind of different branches of minahs are there
there's the minah rempit
minah main baju (main seluar, main coli pun under the subset)
minah suka jolok banyak
minah pakai tudung, baju ketat
minah step minah tapi tak menjadi
minah bimbo
minah bola
minah step fierce
minah hari-hari -pakai-jaket-hitam jeee
and so on and so forth

then, we can move on to learn how these minah live their daily life
and..
their way of speaking
their culture : how they greet each other when they see each other
eh ni ader hierarchy tau
upper-class minah buat satu cara, normal-class lain cara
amek ko. ader upper class, lower class semua

and most importantly
why the word MINAH
is it because dulu banyak budak pompuan nama aminah. HAHAHAHAHA (ni theory siapa jee)

then the readings right just go to minahspeak.livejournal there
easy rite.
no need go ivle laa
central library, then go RBR then print
waste time onlyyyy

then right, during tutorial
must have presentation
how to dress like minah
how to talk like one
how to look like one
how to walk like one

abeh for masters course

HOW TO BE LIKE ONE

and it will be better if taught in malay
so the pre-requisite for this course is taking malay language as third language


CHEYDEBAHHH
AMACAMS
FEASIBLE ANOT

k i tired ah
night


EDIT
lets see
24 FUCKING PAGES OF PHILO
seriously
tu botak lecturer mintak kena sepak sak

25 PAGES OF ISLAM
baik uhhh


can i just drop school now
hahahaha
epitome of malay to the maxx