Sad but True

1) tutee kid A : kak, i don't know how to do this
     me : can you just tryyyy! i taught you this last week tau! g try.
   tutee kid A: but i scared wrong
   me: can you don't be a pussy and just do your maths!

a few seconds later
 tutee: what's a pussy?
me: er not important la. can you stop distracting yourself.
tutee: nevermind la. i can ask my father

In my head, aku was like.. hais. one tuition kid down la macam gini

BUT NO. AKU MASIH BELUM KENA FIRED. HAHAHA. suspek havent ask the father ah.

and my pussy synonym is cibai k. haha
pls rmb my dictionary different from yours

2) I've been having withdrawal symptoms from quitting smoking
15 DAYS TAU TAK HISAP. HAHAH. PROUD TAK.
but FUCK THIS SHIT. THE COUGHING IS EETATING NAK MAMPOS
so fuck it. im smoking tmr. hahaha
HISAP LAGI HISAP LAGI. MMG PADAN

and other withdrawal symptoms include vomiting whatever food i just ate. -.-'
so 3 nights in a row dah muntah tau

me (complaining to mum for some sympathy) : kakak muntah for the past 3 days
mum  (without looking up) : kau muntah, tetap gemuk je. apa beza
(you vomit also, never lose weight. what's the point)
HAHAHAHAH EH SEDIH SIA! HAHAHAHA

3) my workload is fucking sad. hahaha
aku can cry thinking about it
AMEK 6 MODULES LAGI