OH HELLO THEREEEE
So anyways, sorry tak update as often
I know you stalkers wait long long
'kau jangan nak step orang nak stalk kau.'
'eh eh. ni blog tau. u have to literally type in my address tau. not appear at newsfeed/dashboard tau'
hehe #EgoMaintain
k first up
PBMUKS YEP NEWSPAPER COLLECTION
noo, last year I didn't go YEP ,
so stop-for-the-love-of-God asking me if this is my second time going. haha
We went to Woodlands on Sunday
the units nauzubillah. macam maze la siak!
(padahal yang pilih the units is aku ah. hahah
anyways the PBMUKS YEP Boys like to make fun of me siaaaa. so mean
ESPECIALLY SI HANIF AH. I THOUGHT WE KAMCHING SIA! APA NI
Arif found this 'london weight management' umbrella
So I used ah cause raining what.
Luqman 'eh khai, kau pakai ni. kau ambassador London Weight Management ah.'
me 'apa kau nak.'
Luqman 'takder. nak tanya. kau ni before ke after?'
HAHAHAHAHAH
HANIF BOLEH TAMBAH NASI
'ah khai. kalau kau is the after, i think you're sending the wrong message tau'
KUANG ASAM HAHAHAHA
Then we went to Bagus at woodlands causeway point to eat there
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS SO MANY STALLS. HAHAHA AND IT'S ALL HALALLLLL
BAGUS ABIS
abeh ni syazwan datang je teros kata
'eh khai. nasib kau tak tinggal pat woodlands. kalau tak, hari-hari kau pat sini je. bukan belajar. mengunyah je'
hahaha
SIAL AH TAK BERI SALAM TAK KASI APA TEROS KUTUK
APA NI!
OH AND SERIOUSLY. EVEN FOR NEWSPAPER COLLECTION
LOOKS MATTER LA SIOL
THE TUDUNGS AND THE LAWAs and THE KACAKs got ALOT OF NEWSPAPER KNOW
AKU SELALU END UP EMPTY HANDED SIAK. HAHAHAHAHAHA
me 'eh tak fair sia. Arif dapat berlambak sia. orang selalu ajak dia masuk rumah semua, bual semua'
syazwan 'Arif tu kan handsome. kau tu kan... erms. aku tak tahu apa nak describe kau'
abeh sakinah and natassha also always get alot siak!
BASKET hahaha
syazwan 'senyum lebih khai'
luqman 'abeh muka kau dah macam tailong. orang nak bukak pintu pun takot sia'
syazwan 'beri salam sopan-sopan la. kau pekik, siapa nak layan'
2nd up
ILSA TARI OPEN DANCE CLASS
yesterday was the last day :(
hahaha ABEH AKU KENA MARAH PASAL SALAH JOGET
APA SIAK! IT'S AN OPEN DANCE CLASS WHAT. HAHA. FIRST TIMERS NEVER GIVE CHANCE.
ni farahin salleh ah! bitchy maintain
'Khai. belakang nyer tangan, just lock your wrist. kau buat apa ni. nak pass baton?'
HAHAHHAHAHAHA APA SIAK
k anyways. i realised i absolutely have no talent at all at anything
aisyah j (After 10 seconds of thinking thoughtfully) 'takper takper. kau tahu main bola. tu dah okay'
hahahaha
but yay managed to drag Lin and Sits to this class. hehe
OH AND I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE MODULES IM TAKING THIS SEM
1) Malays and Modernisation
k the class starts at 9am.
I usually wake up 9am.
How to reach on time like that?
abeh ni dr K selalu suka aim aku.
but it's okay ah.
Then he was going on about how the Malaysian Prime Ministers are technically not Malays ah. cause they got mixed blood, like some got Indian blood, some got Bugis blood, Arab blood etc
ABEH SEKALI DIA TEROS TANYA AKU
'KHAI, YOU'RE INDIAN RIGHT'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
IT'S LIKE NOT EVEN A QUESTION TAU. TEROS MAIN SHOOT
'er no ah. acly im pure malay ah'
'oh okay. I thought you got some indian blood'
OKAY LEMME JUST SAY THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
AKU DON'T HAVE ANY INDIAN BLOOD LANGSUNG
BAPAK IS JAVANESE
MAK AKU NYER KETURUNAN IS BUGIS
seriously, if I have indian blood, i wouldnt look the way I look now tau
'eh i think indians feel offended sia if other people think you're indian'
HAHAHA SIAL
Oh abeh he was talking about how Malays don't like to go to school
Aku was secretly agreeing ah
but suspek tak secret, pasal dia teros tanya aku
'khai, you agree with me? or you disagree? You look rather unhappy (macam paham je tau ni prof)'
'ish. takder la. i actually agree. I'm one of those who don't like to go school ah'
'ahh. see. may i ask why'
'my school far from home ah'
'that's exactly what malays in kampong used to say'
EH CORRECT SIA. HAHAH. KAU G TANYA ANY EASTSIDERS MALAY/INDIAN/CHINESE IF THEY LIKE TRAVELLING 2 HOURS TO GO SCHOOL, ABEH LECTURE 2 HOURS, THEN GO BACK HOME ANOTHER 2 HOURS
TRAVELLING TIME 4 HOURS, LECTURE 2 HOURS
THINK FUNFAIR ISIT
2) Perfumes and Cosmetics
HAHAH K LEMME DISPEL MISCONCEPTIONS
THIS IS NOTTTT
I REPEAT
NOTTT A DAMN EXTREME MAKEOVER CLASS HAHAHA
SO STOP ASKING ME
'ARE YOU THE BEFORE?'
HAHAHAHAHAH idiot siak
lin 'ironic nyer kau amek ni module. padahal kau tak pernah pakai make up pun'
khai 'takyah makeup la. natural beauty bro'
lin 'eh? where's the beauty?'
HAHAHAHAHAH SIAL AH. HAHAHAHAA
3) Geography: Leisure, Recreation, Tourism
I also don't know why I took this
this week dah week 4, i havent even gone to 1 lecture yet
eh but webcasted so don't judge me k. haha
4) Old and New Music in SEA
NI TITLE MISLEADING SIA.
SHOULD JUST RENAME IT GAMELAN MUSIC CLASSS or sth
oh yea i didn't go for the first 2 lectures
aisyah j 'ahhh khai. don't think I don't know why you never come class ah'
me 'eh. rebond my hair takes a long time tau. very curly. hair more important than lecture'
Ah ah sia that time i rebond at clementi ah. Cause school start at 4pm
I thought 4 hours enough sia! Rebond je pe! Bukannya nak buat plastic surgery kan!
Abeh the stupid rebonding took like 6 hours siak
Abeh the hairstylist masih boleh komen 'eh your hair very curly. Your hair very curly'
MIKE! TAHU LA CURLY THAT'S WHY REBOND KAN HAHAHA ABEH STRAIGHT HAIR TAKKAN NAK REBOND!!
lin 'actually idk why you bother rebonding ah. one week later confirm curl balik'
hahah true that
ANYWAYS THE GAMELAN MUSIC IS.. ALL OVER. HAHAHA.
i think ni'mah and aisyah J macam dah pasrah dengan aku.
I PROPOSE FOR A ONE DIRECTION MODULE OR A BELIEBER MODULE
confirm I CAN SCOREE
5) Understanding the Universe
NI BENDA PUN MISLEADING
TAK UNDERSTAND PUN
k im done.
sorry for the long post
:D
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