YOLO You Only Lawa Online

'Eh your profile pic sampai 80 likes siak!'
'Why cannot isit! By the way, last I checked was 90 likes'
'HAHAHA YOU ACTUALLY KEEP TRACK. tak la khai. kau kena paham the difference between pity likes and real likes'
'eh why must u get on my case every fucking time ah! sial'

'eh profile picture kau damn misleading sia'
'What I do!'
'you don't usually look like that! Whatsapp nyer dp pun sama! Step sweet only! YOLO siak kau'
'Apa siak YOLO'
'You Only Lawa Online. Ni mesti kes kau edit sana sini kan!'
'DAFUG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

'eh next time amek gambar, tunjuk badan semua.'
'eh fuck u la'
'hahah eh why am i so mean to you. sorry sis'

'eh why are your friends so mean to you ah?'
'eh cibai! you're one of those mean friends what! mike!'
'haha oh yea. sorry ah. sometimes, kau just asking for it ah'