Let's switch places, Sits.

So Nirah has been trying to make me lose weight. haha. WHICH IS WORKING AH BTW. HAHA.
I was.. erms.. Xkg last month, now it's X-5kg please. (suspek braces have a lotttt to do with this loss)
haha. but still need to lose like Z kg more ah. and this is just merely to gain the 'acceptable BMI' range. HAHAHA. and stop guessing what's X or Z.

my mum ' like no difference je'

so last wednesday Nirah and I went to the gym at utown.
EH BAIK LA SIAL. HAHA.
CUCI MATA BAIK! HAHA. all the badan bayekkk all go there. haha. bagus bagus.
keep going there ah. haha. motivasiku juga.

this Nirah, u know how she motivate me

'c'mon khai. push yourself khai. you can do this. YOU WANT TO BE FIT OR FAT, FIT OR FAT, FIT OR FAT' hahah.
SAMPAI TERNGIANG-NGIANG DI CUPING TELINGAKU SEMALAMAN. MIKEEEE!

then some of the equipments like I don't know how to use. then I was merely saying uh
'there should be like a special gym for people like me' (and I meant me, as in newbies ah)
'you mean for the fat isit? gym kan for the fit. apa ni khaiii'

hahahah. sial ah. hahahah. and her muka like damn innocent know. like sumpah tak bersalah like that.

AND SITI KHAIRUNNISA ZAINAL, meskipun kamu berada di Australia, namun hari-hari aku ingatkan kau.
PASAL KAWAN BAIK KAU LAGI SATU EKOR AH NI. HAHAHA. OH WHY DIDN'T I TAKE THE CYBERCRIME MODULE HAHAHA.

me pointing at justin bieber's photo 'omygod. look at that jawline. hot nak mampos'
lin 'photoshop sia ni semua'
me 'you mean you can make me look like that??'
lin 'of course ah can. just need a bit more time ah'

'kau tahu where's Ria Supper Club?'
'mana sia'
'dekat Changi Beach, it's a restaurant ah'
'tempat makan? why am I not surprised. bab makan je, semua kau tahu'

'suspek kalau orang jatuh from this height, boleh mampos anot?'
'apa kata kau try dulu?'
'i don't think boleh mati from this height ah'
'oh ah. untuk kau, bounce balik ah kan?'

'I thought ur braces will make you stop talking. Doesn't seem to be working ah khai.' dengan muka penuh innocence. haha.

I was randomly hitting my stomach, and commenting 'eh bunyi dah lain eh.'
nirah 'eh ah ah sia! dulu BOOM BOOM BOOM. like banyak benda dalam. skg dah hollow-sounding sikit' bagus bagus'

'Dah la khai, don't talk to me la. Kalau dengan kau, aku bukak mulut, datangkan dosa je'
'but you know, you can don't kutuk me right?'
'yea but it's hard... when you're like thattt'


Oh and I have an upcoming interview with police this tuesday. #prayforkhai
HAHA. the MOST epic comment from a friend
'WAH KALAU DAPAT THIS JOB, BILA NAK MASUK JEJAK JENAYAH?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH MIKE.