#StartOfSomethingNewKePer #BraceFace

SALAM!
SAY HELLO TO BRACEFACE MADAF- (ah bagus baru kasi salam nak maki. macam mana nak dapat berkat)


HEHE

OKAY DAH. 

I UPLOAD GAMBAR ALREADY

so don't ask question like 'eh u put braces ah?'

hahaha 

EH BUT MY KAWAN-KAWAN SUMPAH SO MEAN

WHY WHY WHY

WHAT WRONG DID I EVER DO TO YOU PEOPLE

I LOVED YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND THIS IS THE REPAYMENT I GOT? 

SERIOUSLY?!

k i shant name my friends ah. but.. like sumpah obvious who they are

coughsNirahcoughAmalinahmadCoughsBudakVideoEzy

Case 1

'EH KAU PASANG BESI!? ALAMAK KAK NISA TAK FIERCE AH SKG. senyum sikit senyum sikit. alala manisnya. macam mana nak jadi garang now'

case 2 (HAHA NI KES BASTARD)

'eh you put braces for what ah? you know your problem is being fat and black right? nobody kutuk your gigi u know.'

case 3

'eh bagus kau letak braces. senyap sikit mulut kau. kalau tak, memekak je'

case 4

me 'asking a stupid random question like 'why is the sky blue'

nirah 'eh. doesn't it hurt when you talk?'

me 'yea it does. why'

nirah 'then just shut up k. don't ask stupid questions i don't have the answer to'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS WOMAN AH. I TELL YOU IF I ASK HER A QUESTION, JUST A QUESTION TO PONDER UPON OR STH 

U KNOW SHE WILL SAY WHAT

'DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE THE ANSWER WITH ME?' HAHAHAHAHAH

nak try tulis for my exams ah

Explain the factors behind Islamic Resurgence

Ans: Do I look like I have the answer with me?

Case 5

me: (making some lame ass joke)

nirah: HAHA. dah la khai. diam la. kau ni ada besi dalam mulut pun bising. WHAT DO I HAVE TO SHOVE IN YOUR MOUTH FOR YOU TO SHUT UP. 

HAHAHAH WADTHESHIT.

Case 6

lin 'OMG DAH PASANG ALREADY? ah bagus u can start to lose weight already'

me 'i havent eaten since yesterday sia'

lin 'AH BAGUS. KEEP IT UP. CONTINUE THE GOOD EFFORT'

HAHAHAH NABEI BUKANNYA NAK OFFER KASI AKU MAKAN OR WHAT. 

#MEANFRIENDAWARD

case 7

ah but my minah videoezy tetap best

'KAU LETAK BRACES PUN TETAP KAU HITAM PE. SO, FOR WHAT?'

HAHAHA

case 8

I terserempak with one of my seniors, and she commented 'wow. u look so different now. can barely recognise you' then i smile step malu je ah

abeh this nirah. can burst my bubble by asking

'she meant good different or bad different?' dengan tone yang penuh tak bersalah gtu

EH SERIOUSLY. EVERY LITTLE THING I DO, I KENA ATTACKED

WHY WHY

lin 'it's like there's a sign on your forehead that says 'kutuk me'

okay 

NUSMS NIGHT CYCLING 2013 TONIGHT

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

IT HAS BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE TEAM BRAKE-FREE

oh and musfirah's sister said that my dentist tak guna, cause he didn't teach me how to eat with braces. Haha. cause I was asking every other bracefaces how to eat with braces! 

I AM NOT USED TO NOT EATING OKAY. HAHA

kawan-mintak-kena-rembat 'suspek dentist tengok kau, abeh dia pikir kau tak perlu makan ah' 

haha

OH AND MY MUM HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD SIA NOW. HAHA

'AH BAGUS TAK BOLEH MAKAN. SAVE DUIT AKU MASAK UNTUK KAU'

HAHAH. 

k my mum kutuk me nevermind, I WAS IN HER WOMB FOR 9 MONTHS AND SHE HAS BEEN TAKING CARE OF ME FOR THE PAST 22 YEARS, SO IT'S OKAY FOR HER TO KUTUK ME.