Monolog Minah Motor

'K first time naik motor Ina. should be okay can. Kalau tudung boleh buat, aku pun boleh'

'eh shit why is all the vehicles going faster than me. Aku is going 80km/hr already what.'

'eh alamak. am I considered speeding if it's more than the number on the circle thingy'

'why the fuck am i still moving slow. is my weight seriously slowing me down. harhar'

'nasib got farahly and the matair to teman me balik sia'

'k and we're entering expressway now'

'i should install a boombox on my bike. aku need music sia'

'why this expressway fucking jam'

'EH CHEEBYE TAXI DRIVER JUST CUT INTO MY LANE. DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SIGNAL ISIT?'

'no, im not going to selit.'

'i don't want to die. i don't want to die. i don't want to die. oh shoot. im going 110km/hr'

'eh sial ah boring sia. i've been riding for 45 minutes already sia'

'no. not going to selit'

'eh why this tunnel i cannot breathe properly one. claustrophobic sia'

'k.. checking blindspot noww...'

'EH CHEEBS TENGOK DEPAN LA SIAK'

'eh seriously if the number 70 in the circle means must drive at least 70km/hr or less than 70km/hr'

'haha joke siak aku. macam mana aku pass TP'

'lucky this bike auto siak. malas aku nak half-clutch technique semua.'

'k maybe i should start singing to myself ah'

'suspek aku zikir lagi mulia'

'where the fuck am i now sia'

'alah ikut motor depan je ah'

'should i light my rokok now.'

'macam gatal ah puki aku'

'my pantat cramp or what'

'eh bila siak nak sampai'

'MIKE. WHERE THE FUCK AM I NOW'

'K K. i know this route. ni bus 81 lalu sini. k i'm not lost.'

'finally fucking home'


moral of the story
(1) YOU HAVE A BIKE, SELIT JE LA. WHO THE FUCK TAKE 1 HOUR TO GO BACK HOME USING BIKE SIA HAHAHHAAHAHAHHA
(2) I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO PUT NUS IN THE WEST. fuck you.