Other girls : Mum, I want to learn to ride a motorbike
Other Mothers : What? You crazy? No! It's too dangerous. I forbid you from riding!
My mum: Can. Learn faster can? Then if got anything also, remember to write down my name. Your CPF, your insurance all, put my name k.
Other riders : Hey! I just passed my 2B Driving License today!
Other friends: Woah! Congrats yo!!
My friends : Wah. Finally ah? What took you so long sia.
: Dah nak graduate baru nak pass?
: Kau pakai tak senonoh eh?
Other riders: eh nak ride ngan aku malam ni?
Other friends: eh boleh ah. ada extra helmet tak?
My friends : Wait. Lemme memorise my shahadah first then I'll get back to you
: I don't have life insurance
: Erms... After 1 month, you still alive, you get back to me ah. I see how
: Erms... no.
: NO.
: Er... Aku ngantuk ah.
: Hmmm... What about a 'no'?
: Mak aku tak kasi aku naik motor kau
: Kalau weight tak balance how ah? Kau badan besar, aku badan kecik
: erms... can i say no?
: Practise dulu ah, pastu kau get back to aku
: Alamak khai, aku belum taubat ah. Takmo buat ajal aku datang lagi cepat can?
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