Shit Tuition Kid Says Part I-Lost-Count

me 'eh so what's your value of X'
12-year-old tutee '80'
me 'So big ah?!'


12-year-old tutee 'that's what she said'

HAHAHAHAHHAHA EH MAMPOS SIAPA SIAK AJAR NI BUDAK.

9-year-old tutee 'kakak, you can ride a bike? I thought fat people cannot ride bike?'
me 'wait... what...'
9-year-old tutee (CAN TILT HER HEAD SOME MORE) 'Did you fall? Can you balance?'

EH NI BUDAK SIAPA SIAK AJAR GEMUK PEOPLE CANNOT NAIK MOTOR. CHEEBS

12-year-old tutee 'I wanted to call you at 9.30am, so you can come on time for our 10.30am session, but then I thought to myself I should let you be independent'

I came at 11am.
BUT STILL. BUDAK KECIK NAK AJAR AKU BERDIKARI.

BOLEH RILEK SUAAA